What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?
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may_I_please
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Did a good night's sleep cure your grumps?
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Misshotndeep
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Scoot over. I'm hanging of the bed here. lol
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islandjoe2
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My sincerest apologies...let me just take those straps off your wrists so you can get back in bed
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My sincerest apologies...let me just take those straps off your wrists so you can get back in bed
Man...I gotta lay off the rum!
Misshotndeep
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I'll never smoke with Willy again!
RoyceConnors
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9-!-! there's a crazy stalker in my room and she's nuts. Send all units...
Misshotndeep
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Who the fuck would want to stalk you? Seriously. I am not nor would I ever be that desperate!
I would assume I was drugged and call the cops.
RoyceConnors
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what the fuck are you doing in my room? Get the fuck out you skank. Don't come back.
Misshotndeep
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Rofl. Skank huh?
I might not say anything and just tie you to the bed and invite some guy friends over. Free ass anyone. Might make a quarter. Might have to pay them!
RoyceConnors
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Like anyone would be friends with you. I'd rather do a guy than fuck you.
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islandjoe2
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Well, ^this^ escalated quickly. You guys are cracking me up!
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And you have cooties. Since were going to be 3. I can do that too.
The best part is I have no clue why he is so angry, it's just entertaning as fuck! Rofl
RoyceConnors
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who said anything about angry? I wouldn't have anything to do with you. I guess you like rolling on the floor like the dirt pig you are.
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islandjoe2
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It's the best entertainment I've had today. He does seem to have some anger issues, but at least you got him to express himself....I'm sure he feels like a huge weight has been lifted off his shoulders now that he is out of the closet.
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who said anything about angry? I wouldn't have anything to do with you. I guess you like rolling on the floor like the dirt pig you are.
Roflmao... you are hillarious!
If I woke up.in bed with you I would sell tickets to your bitch sessions. Now on that I would make a mint!
Misshotndeep
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High five. I like your style!
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islandjoe2
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I do what I can to keep the pot stirred.
Misshotndeep
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Oh he has been blustering like this on the board at me for about a week I guess. No clue why. I find it funny when.people do that on here. It's the fucking internet. I am not dumb enough to care. But carry on. I can always use a good laugh.
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islandjoe2
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It's been greatly entertaining, but seems to have fizzled out...maybe he is crying into his tea? Regardless, thanks for the laughs.
Misshotndeep
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Don't thank me. He is the one that follows me about on attack dog mode. I enjoy it as much as you.
RoyceConnors
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Don't thank me. He is the one that follows me about on attack dog mode. I enjoy it as much as you.
leave her tied to the bed and jerk off on her like everyone else did and wipe the cum off in her hair. Not worth touching otherwise.
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islandjoe2
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Wow. Just...Wow. Soooo, I know she can defend herself and hold her own, but why would you say something like that? Love her or hate her, show a little class, if you can manage and just walk away.
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Cm'on guys..gals...this is supposed to be our safe happy sex zone here.....
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