Being a kept woman has its perks!
The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here
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Being a kept woman has its perks!
spacekowboy
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I'm happy that Avengers is doing well but I want to see it NOW.
Right?? Gimmiehaveit now!!
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AMEN. Except for right now when I'm doing laundry. But other than that...
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I need a kept woman. I hate doing laundry!
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I'll stop by in a few hours once I get finished here.
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Ok. I have my own Tide.
I should do some laundry, or at least fold the two baskets that have been sitting there for two weeks. I've been grabbing underwear out of the clean laundry baskets for far too long. #worsthousewifeever
*shudders*
loool! You live my life.
Nah, I think some men just aren't very good at stuff like that. Mine tries to help when I'm sick, but he gets this stress face because nauseated by my sick stuff that makes me so stressed out that I just tell him to leave me alone until I get better.
Hahaha aww mine gets nauseated too! He can't even listen to me puke because it makes him want to puke. Poor delicate little flowers, our men.
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My bf is almost too good in a crisis. One night we stupidly decided to play a drinking game and I ended up with my head in the toilet. He kept popping his head in the door asking if he could help, did I want some motrin or water, etc. HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE THIS IS EMBARASSING THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
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The blurt thread has morphed into a poop thread.
Truly, the end times are upon us.
Truly, the end times are upon us.
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I've been there way too often. ^Five!
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That's rough. My son's father had that and will probably be something my son deals with later on.
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Both he and his sister have had it since birth. Their mother is a freaking saint!
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I've accepted that there will always be more laundry to do. Just pile yours in with the rest and I'll get to it.
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Nate has his accidents still; I couldn't imagine if both of my boys were going through that.
I am the most awkward person I have ever met, example:]
I was in the checkout line last night at the supermarket, I sneezed and the girl in front of me turns and says, "Bless you!"
I said, "Thanks!"
She adds, "You're really pretty! I just thought you should know that."
I said, "Thanks! So are you."
Then I spent the next 5 minutes (it felt like forever) trying to avoid eye contact and staring at the contents of my cart.
I wanted to dieeeeeeeeeee
I was in the checkout line last night at the supermarket, I sneezed and the girl in front of me turns and says, "Bless you!"
I said, "Thanks!"
She adds, "You're really pretty! I just thought you should know that."
I said, "Thanks! So are you."
Then I spent the next 5 minutes (it felt like forever) trying to avoid eye contact and staring at the contents of my cart.
I wanted to dieeeeeeeeeee
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Nate has his accidents still; I couldn't imagine if both of my boys were going through that.
Aww, poor thing. It's just a vicious disease.
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With my luck, I'd get Peg Bundy as my kept woman.
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More grocery store awkwardness: I went shopping with my maternal parental unit yesterday and she was hemming and hawing in front of the tomato display, she just wasn't sure if they would be any good or not so I told her to sniff them, if they smelled like tomatoes the she would have a better idea.
I shit you not (heh), the woman stood there for another 3 minutes in indecision and I finally sort of shouted at her to just smell them! She got huffy, grabbed a pint and threw it in the cart, as we turned around to get out of the damn tomatoes there stood her old boss, staring at us with a look of horror.
She drives me to shout things in grocery stores.
I shit you not (heh), the woman stood there for another 3 minutes in indecision and I finally sort of shouted at her to just smell them! She got huffy, grabbed a pint and threw it in the cart, as we turned around to get out of the damn tomatoes there stood her old boss, staring at us with a look of horror.
She drives me to shout things in grocery stores.
lol
my mother is in australia so i avoid that but i've done the sulky teenager being dragged around the grocery store thing EVEN AFTER I STOPPED BEING A TEEN
i wish amazon delivered groceries (inc perishables not just pantry stuff) because then i'd never have to leave the house!
my mother is in australia so i avoid that but i've done the sulky teenager being dragged around the grocery store thing EVEN AFTER I STOPPED BEING A TEEN
i wish amazon delivered groceries (inc perishables not just pantry stuff) because then i'd never have to leave the house!
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