The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here
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between the third nipple and garnates lack of nipples, mine are starting to feel boring.
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Well now we know parodylover is one of your best friends. Yes.....my Laurel stalking is coming along quite nicely....
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A bright and sunny day has turned dark and gloomy.
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It's booshit, I'm tellin' ya. Total and complete booshit.
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Are you listening to Van Halen's "Eruption?" This girl I know, her nips get hard every time she hears that song. Maybe you too suffer from Instant Nipple Eruption Hardness?
Consult your doctor if you believe you suffer from INEH. Symptoms of INEH may include an inane feeling of lopping one or more nipples off; posting on porn sites; tiara-wearing besties from Va.; and just plain awesomely cute and cuddliness.
LOL!!! I feel so bad for you. Did you tell your friend about it? What did she say?
TMI STORY: warning - contains poop!
A couple of weeks ago I came down with some kind of stomach flu that resulted in hurling, and then pooping, and then...hurling and pooping. And the thing was, I didn't know that was even possible. I didn't know how to handle it. I was basically in the bath tub on all fours crying and pooping and hurling. It was miserable.
Husband came home to find me lying on the bathroom floor crying because I basically cleaned up, staggered out of the bathtub and then collapsed on the floor because I couldn't move, lol. THEN HE TOUCHED SOME POOP AND YELLED AT ME. Which made me cry some more.
I spent the night feverish and dehydrated. At one point, I asked him to make me another cup of tea, and he said, "Why, so you can just leave it there and not drink it?" (It was hard to hold anything down!)
The next day I started to feel better, and T says to me, "I'm glad you're feeling better because you are SO whiny when you're sick."
That evening, he started hurling. And pooping. I gave him a bucket - sit on the loo, hurl in the bucket. (I wish somebody had told ME that first). He goes, "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER GONE THROUGH"
So at 4 am that night, I hear him in the bathroom and I ask him if he's OK. No response - and then I hear a crash. I ask again, he's like, uhhhh, and I ask if I can come in. He says ok, so I open the bathroom door
And he's on the floor, pants around his ankles, the bucket tipped over, and a giant gash on his head where he hit it on the counter. There's blood EVERYWHERE. Oh and pee. So I get him in the tub and I clean him up and then I drive him to the ER where we spent the next 9 hours basically just waiting for shit to happen mostly. He got stitches.
He never gets to give me shit about being whiny again. And I gave him SO much guilt for yelling at me about touching my bodily fluids when I had to clean up his blood, pee and barf...hah!
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Is it colonoscopy time?
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Oh thank god.
Plus he works and lets me sit at home and sleep/post on lit/play games all day so he's not all bad
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Plus he works and lets me sit at home and sleep/post on lit/play games all day so he's not all bad
We're living parallel lives and I approve of that.
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