The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[RobDownSouth]

I think I prefer my bowels to be tense.

"Back in the day, kids, Laurel was famed for having the tighest sphincter around. How tight was it? Let's just say you needed a tractor to pull a nail outta her ass...."

 

[Disgustipated]

Vettescat is reading these posts with great pleasure.

 

[NHKitty]

My desk chair is swaying.

Funny, so is mine.

Things I didn't miss...my two bitchy co-workers cackling to each other first thing every morning.

I would take the kids giggling and running around the deck in a heartbeat!

 

[Pookie]

And the coolest, most beautiful and funny and most interesting chicks in my life all have un-small, un-doelike noses.

What about chicas with three nipples?

 

[AllyRose]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VHFcG-fvy9A/hqdefault.jpg

Yoga.​

 

[trysail]

I could live on a Caribbean island.

Which one?
...and why did you pick it? There's a truly wide variety— from the heavily developed (and hideously expensive) to the sparsely populated (with desperate, third world poverty).


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[Garnate]

And the coolest, most beautiful and funny and most interesting chicks in my life all have un-small, un-doelike noses.

They sound really fat.





I couldn't not. You know?

What about chicas with three nipples?

Seeing as how I don't have nipples, I don't appreciate your constant bragging of your three.

 

[AllyRose]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/01/nipplehelp.jpg​

 

[Garnate]

I gotta know what nipple pheromone is now.

 

[AllyRose]

Apparently one of Google's shopping results for nipple pheromone is Barney's Let's Make Music DVD.

 

[Garnate]

Apparently one of Google's shopping results for nipple pheromone is Barney's Let's Make Music DVD.

I've never loved the internet more.

 

[AllyRose]

There was also catnip spray, which I'm very excited about.

 

[Radiohead]

I just realised, I've been here for 15 years.

 

[AllyRose]

The IBT XVII: If Garnate Had Nipple Pheromones!

 

[Pookie]

Seeing as how I don't have nipples, I don't appreciate your constant bragging of your three.

I just so happen to have a spare, if you want it. It's got high mileage, but it's realiable.

 

[Radiohead]

The IBT XVII: If Garnate Had Nipple Pheromones!

If she's using her other 2 noses as nipples, those pheromones sure are gonna come in handy.

 

[Garnate]

The IBT XVII: If Garnate Had Nipple Pheromones!

Back in the day Glynndah would give me the stale gumdrops on the bottom of her purse but those would only last so long. A girl gets hungry, ya know?

I just so happen to have a spare, if you want it. It's got high mileage, but it's realiable.

One nipple is better than none, I'll take it!

 

[Garnate]

If she's using her other 2 noses as nipples, those pheromones sure are gonna come in handy.

Hahaahaaaa

 

[AllyRose]

Back in the day Glynndah would give me the stale gumdrops on the bottom of her purse but those would only last so long. A girl gets hungry, ya know?


One nipple is better than none, I'll take it!

A terrible predicament. I completely understand and sympathize.

 

[Radiohead]

Hahaahaaaa

And you're already fascinated enough with your ample frontage

 

[1HF]

You're all weirdos.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You're all weirdos.

^^^Classic third nipple envy.

 

[Radiohead]

You're all weirdos.

Not me, I'm not even in the same country as you lot.

Not that I would mind...

 

[1HF]

^^^Classic third nipple envy.

Its true between the third nipple and garnates lack of nipples, mine are starting to feel boring.

I better lop one off.

 

[AllyRose]

Its true between the third nipple and garnates lack of nipples, mine are starting to feel boring.

I better lop one off.

Don't! For the love of all the Christ on Cracker Triscuits left in the world... don't!