The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[Jennifer]

mulch. just mulch it. whole logs and dirt. doesn't matter. pile it on top.

They are completely weeded over and I need to add topsoil to build the beds up, right?

 

[thør]

They are completely weeded over and I need to add topsoil to build the beds up, right?

So the weeds will grow in even stronger?

 

[neci]

They are completely weeded over and I need to add topsoil to build the beds up, right?

meh. a lot just depends on what it is. never just say topsoil and be done. are you working from plant or seed?

 

[neci]

So the weed will grow in even stronger?

feed the flower, starve the weed, or apply equally and pull from root.

 

[Jennifer]

So the weeds will grow in even stronger?

After weeding. My beds are low so I thought.i would weed, add top soil then mulch . I'm open to any suggestions or tips.

 

[bg23]

I don't know when I started keeping everyone at arm's length.

 

[neci]

i woke up from my dream last night in need of a STD test.

 

[1HF]

Snuggle fucks

Why would you want to do that?

 

[Noor]

I got home from the ER at 6am and forgot to brush my teeth before crashing. Yesterday was a weird day, not sure how the coming week will be.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/l-photo-1_1.jpg

 

[dolf]

I got home from the ER at 6am and forgot to brush my teeth before crashing. Yesterday was a weird day, not sure how the coming week will be.

I don't care.

Accidentally cunty, consecutive blurts.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

So for the last couple of weeks I've been having stomach issues. At first I thought it might be stress because for the last few months we've been hitting things hard with the site upgrades and other stuff. But that didn't make sense because it's been a good-busy, not stressful at all despite the long hours etc. But the tummy problems were making me stressed, which made me think stress was the cause absent any other changes in diet - or so I thought.

So the other night I was making myself my nightly cup of "relaxation" tea a friend gifted me recently when my eyes fell on the package and I thought - wait a minute. The tea is from China and the packaging is in Chinese, but a tiny sticker in semi-comprehensible Googleish English contained the words "detox" and "cleansning [sic]". So I google the name of the tea, find an English language shop carrying it, and see that the tea contains - among other things - natural laxatives.

So basically I've spent the last few weeks drinking laxative tea while wondering why I had the shits.

The Glamorous Life of the Adult Webmistress, oh yeah.

This tea sounds like something you should consider forwarding to JamesBJohnson.

He enjoys eating prunes over pussy, so this would seem like a natural beverage.

 

[lovetoread]

Hot tea is the devils work.

 

[phantom4533]

I could live on a Caribbean island.

 

[Mr Noone]

Hot tea is the devils work.

I'm having a nice cuppa "devil's work" right now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I may have mentioned this before; but, mornings really suck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It could be worse though. It could be 4:30 am and I could be up with the runs like Laurel.

 

[Garnate]

I'm drinking masala chai now. Threw that "relaxation" tea in the trash.

Whoever named that stuff has a very odd definition of "relaxation".

A relaxation of your bowels, apparently. I think you should return the favor to your friend by getting them a nice bottle of Chinese shampoo, who's name translates to Nair.

 

[Wings]

How dare we women have lives outside the "sanctity" of marriage!!

God. Damn. Right.

 

[RobDownSouth]

A relaxation of your bowels, apparently.

At my office building, people complained to the coffee service folks about the lack of variety of tea. The coffee service brought in senna tea (a laxative tea) as a joke, and all the effete tea drinkers thought it was the best tea EVAR.

#ShittyTeaDrinkers

 

[PeteHulbert37]

This will do it for April. Good to see that mother nature read the script.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Wizards advanced last night in a sweep. CAPS can advance tonight. DC sports teams numbers 3 and 4 are having better seasons than teams 1 and 2. I think team number 5 is pretty good, but nobody cares about soccer - that's why they are number 5.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A yoga segment on Today. Here are my thoughts about yoga:

I don't get it... you strike a pose and hold it for a few minutes. Big deal. About three years ago I dated a crazy Russian woman who was a yoga instructor. {she really was crazy. Called me at 3 am one morning to come pick her up from the nut house because she wanted to go home. She was absolutely smoking hot though. You know that scale of Hot vs. crazy? Well this woman topped out both ends of the scale, which made her datable. But, I digress}

...what the hell was I talking about?

Oh... yoga.

I think it's dumb. I'm sure I had something else to say about it, but my mind wandered when thinking about Darya.

I guess it's not "dumb", but I need something to do when I'm in my stretchy pants. I can't just put my ankles behind my ears and not expect a little ball tickle.

 

[Disgustipated]

My favorite new rock band: Royal Blood - Roxanne Live

Royal Blood - Out of the Black

 

[phantom4533]

My desk chair is swaying.