parodyluvr75
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They don't think, they don't care, they want the worst. Shows more about them.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here
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We didn't even need lawyers, we had union representation file our paperwork, appeared before the judge and bam, finally done. But we had kids and you have to do certain things before you can even go before the judge. Plus getting a court date took forever. When I say I had the most civil divorce in history I mean it. But it still took a year.
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Playing catch up
I can do that. No more Yummy Ice cream pics, I promise.
This is the least yummy ice cream pic from Jaxon's I could find.
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#Lifeistooshorttoeatinferioricecream
Thor get's it.
Don't forget the spoons
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I would have named this the witches tit's because, resemblance and it's cold.
The answer only matters if you ask the right question.
I call that ...appetizer.
Whuuutt??????
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And snugglestruggle needs to stop posting yummies or I swear I'm gonna eat ice cream.
I can do that. No more Yummy Ice cream pics, I promise.
This is the least yummy ice cream pic from Jaxon's I could find.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fesb20Bug14/Uxi104ITAaI/AAAAAAAAF90/cVKX_7Qsj_c/s1600/0728121229.jpg
#Lifeistooshorttoeatinferioricecream
Thor get's it.
Don't forget the spoons
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31UlAnMr-pL._SY300_.jpg
FYP.
Afrom the lacking ice cream and quite envious good little witch.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/04/e3/c7/two-on-a-blanket-sundae.jpg
I would have named this the witches tit's because, resemblance and it's cold.
The answer only matters if you ask the right question.
I call that ...appetizer.
Whuuutt??????
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It certainly takes time. We have both been kind of lazy about it and have focused on an amicable custody agreement. It also goes slowly when you both have to save up in order to pay the lawyer fees.
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I moved out with the kids and certainly was dating in the time between the decision and legally being divorced. People just like drama!
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"I, TwinkleStars, due solemnly swear to never, ever, ever, ever eat Sugar-Free Gummy Bears for as long as I may live."
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For anyone that didn't see the comedy central roast of Justin Beiber, I highly recommend it. Whomever wrote for Martha Stewart was pure genius. Catch it on YouTube I promise you won't be disappointed.
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Alright. Mini vay-kay begins tonight. Time to go hit the spot for a few!
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And then get up early(ish) for the drudgery of a long-delayed-due-to-procrastination-and-other-bullshit deep spring cleaning of home for the rest of the week off.
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And then get up early(ish) for the drudgery of a long-delayed-due-to-procrastination-and-other-bullshit deep spring cleaning of home for the rest of the week off.
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pointless
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it would've been better if they'd killed him at the end.
and i didn't watch the end. i had no interest in hearing that shit read jokes.
also, it kinda sucks that it was basically a pr event, so fuck him.
but, yeah, it was funny.
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You lost me at Beiber
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Disgustipated
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No, he's right. It was really funny. Snoop going off script and that dude saying, "I don't like your face." was classic.
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I thought the exact same thing, but honestly it's hilarious.
I'm not buying that douchebag's music or anything. Honestly the funniest parts are the panel cracking on either, not so much what they say to or about the kid.
And yeah, kippies is right it would have been better if they killed him at the end. But they didn't.
Also, I love me some Hannibal Burress. That guy is one of the best in the business right now.
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Hart's opening was fucking hilarious and LOVE Pete Davidson.
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I heard it was extremely funny if you can ignore the bieber. And I agree with the murder of him at the end, that would have been hilarious!
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Was he the guy who everyone kept busting on about not knowing what race he was? Gray. Hahaha.
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I haven't gotten to that part yet but probably.
Ludacris is taking his lumps in stride. Pretty fucking funny.
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Here, too. But I want someone else to do it so I can address my disastrous flower beds.
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mulch. just mulch it. whole logs and dirt. doesn't matter. pile it on top.
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