Garnate Needs a New Pose

[TwinkleStars]

She needs to make different poses in her selfies. Make any and all suggestions here.

I suggest her being doggy-style on her bed looking seductively into the camera.

What do you think?

 

[Garnate]

You mean the "tilting head to the left" and "tilting head to the right", my signature moves, aren't working for you anymore? Goddamn it.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

She needs to make different poses in her selfies. Make any and all suggestions here.

I suggest her being doggy-style on her bed looking seductively into the camera.

What do you think?

I think we need to set up a gofundme account just for this.

 

[Miles Long]

Garnate, can you recreate drunk David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger? I mean, I know you do it already but can you snap some pics while doing it?

http://www.jokeblogger.com/sites/default/files/up/d/1423_0_hasselfhoff.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

You mean the "tilting head to the left" and "tilting head to the right", my signature moves, aren't working for you anymore? Goddamn it.

Oh, they do but it never hurts to change things from to time.

I think we need to set up a gofundme account just for this.

You think so? Hmmmm.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate, can you recreate drunk David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger? I mean, I know you do it already but can you snap some pics while doing it?

http://www.jokeblogger.com/sites/default/files/up/d/1423_0_hasselfhoff.jpg

Ahahaha hahahaaaaa!

Fuck. If I was going to completely immerse myself in the role in order to take an authentic picture, I'd be too wasted to work the camera.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ahahaha hahahaaaaa!

Fuck. If I was going to completely immerse myself in the role in order to take an authentic picture, I'd be too wasted to work the camera.

Oh, alright. I offer to take the pics.

Only if I can get a shot of you doggy-style on the bed sucking a corndog, k?

 

[Garnate]

Oh, alright. I offer to take the pics.

Only if I can get a shot of you doggy-style on the bed sucking a corndog, k?

There's alcohol and hamburgers in this deal, I'd never pass that up.

 

[islandman]

'Hose' would have better suited this parody.

 

[Garnate]

Hoes, really. 1sickbastard already did hose.

 

[Miles Long]

Ahahaha hahahaaaaa!

Fuck. If I was going to completely immerse myself in the role in order to take an authentic picture, I'd be too wasted to work the camera.

Ok then do this one!

http://www.fitzness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/picHasselHoff-747711-400x244.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Ok then do this one!

http://www.fitzness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/picHasselHoff-747711-400x244.jpg

God that guy is a creep.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Garnate's "Magnum"pose is timeless.

Can't wait to see "Blue Steel" though.

 

[islandman]

Hoes, really. 1sickbastard already did hose.

I must have it on iggy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Why not pose doggy-style on the kitchen floor while lovingly licking a casserole dish??

 

[Garnate]

Garnate's "Magnum"pose is timeless.

Can't wait to see "Blue Steel" though.

Magnum=head tilt to left
Blue Steel=head tilt to right

Duh.

I must have it on iggy.

I love 1sickbastard.

 

[Pookie]

A selfie idea ...

http://mixy.me/wp-content/uploads/29-things-that-always-happen-on-a-girls-night-out5.jpg



Just suggestin.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ok, ok. I get you refuse the doggy-style pose. Fine....how about this for a pose?

https://ovalscreams.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/gun-babe.jpg

 

[Garnate]

A selfie idea ...

http://mixy.me/wp-content/uploads/29-things-that-always-happen-on-a-girls-night-out5.jpg



Just suggestin.

So basically you just want me to take a classy pic for once. You people are so demanding.

 

[Pookie]

Just avoid something like this ...


https://ronemycolumbuspower.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/bad-mother-selfies-4.jpg

 

[1sickbastard]

I love 1sickbastard.

Awww!

 

[MNGuy]

Wet tank top.