The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[TwinkleStars]

Ahhhh a knitter. That's one of the thousands of things I can't do.

I can also organized a kitchen in 1.5 seconds. 2.5 seconds if I have to do the dishes. Trolls have all that hair and it gets in the way.

I make door wreaths as well. All pretty and sparkling. They're a big hit with the female trolls in my neighborhood. Especially the ones that have fiber glass noses all over them. *nods*

 

[lovetoread]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/c9ecbc6f8717da6ae6a45ad3f179b6fd/tumblr_nn81oyEBAK1uq2n6jo1_500.gif

 

[dolf]

I don't own a hairdryer. I own two nail varnishes.

I fail at girl.

 

[eyer]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDc5PwfWAAA2T50.jpg

YESSSSSS

Yep. It's not a mystery.

http://www.priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/monica3/Abortedbabiesatvariousstagesretrievedfromdumpsters/suctionabortion12weeks.jpg
Age: 12 weeks
Death Method: Suction
Baby Killed at Michigan Avenue Medical Center, 30 South Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois. Buried
May 11, 1987 at St. Mary’s Cemetery, Evergreen Park, Illinois by the Archdiocese of Chicago.

HANDS UP! KILL ME!
ANIMAL LIVES MATTER!
3-MONTH-OLD BABY LIVES DON'T!
​

 

[Spins]

I'll accept favours (see how I used the Brit there)

 

[lovetoread]

ah well, thats it for me.

iggytime

 

[TwinkleStars]

~It had to be done. The dirty birdy wasn't around.

~Yep, I know. Crucify me.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*eats homemade currant yeast bread with butter, and drinks rose petal white tea.*

wow I skipped the honey! Too busy for my sweet tooth.

 

[Garnate]

I don't own a hairdryer. I own two nail varnishes.

I fail at girl.

This pains me a bit. I want to drag you past hundreds of makeup counters until you smell like the accumulation of 30,000 perfumes and are wearing 4 inches of makeup on your skin. Just to make up for lost time.

~It had to be done. The dirty birdy wasn't around.

~Yep, I know. Crucify me.

You guys are lucky I have a sense of humor or I'd probably be taking hostages right now.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Trust me, I am not worth anything. Taking me hostage would be horrible. I shed my hair this time of year. You got that kind of time and patience?

 

[dolf]

when my sister was training she'd use me to practice. as soon as I walked out of the salon i'd be peeling off the nails and scrubbing with the babywipes.

makeup & gels just feel weird.

 

[Garnate]

Trust me, I am not worth anything. Taking me hostage would be horrible. I shed my hair this time of year. You got that kind of time and patience?

LOL I meant actual, real life hostages. But that was hilarious.

when my sister was training she'd use me to practice. as soon as I walked out of the salon i'd be peeling off the nails and scrubbing with the babywipes.

makeup & gels just feel weird.

When my makeup is done, I can't usually tell I'm wearing makeup. Which explains why I'm sitting on the couch a half hour later rubbing my eyes and have no idea I'm smearing black all over the place, which pretty much happens every day.

 

[dolf]

When my makeup is done, I can't usually tell I'm wearing makeup. Which explains why I'm sitting on the couch a half hour later rubbing my eyes and have no idea I'm smearing black all over the place, which pretty much happens every day.

nope, more than a smear and I feel caked.

but people think i'm wearing lippy & eyeshadow when i'm not, so I feel like I have built in cheating.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Oh, I was serious. I'm constantly vacuuming, washing clothes and mopping floors. It's everywhere. Like I said, you got that kind of patience?

 

[dolf]

 

[Garnate]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[yossi]

I don't own a hairdryer. I own two nail varnishes.

I fail at girl.

I do have a hair dryer, but no makeup whatsoever. I gave up buying even eyeliner after high school.

You've just failed the cosmetics portion.

 

[Pookie]

Drunken cat selfie ...

http://cdn.diply.com/img/7b4d34e7-16bb-46a9-8b0f-7fab71c3eb4c.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

So, Garnate poses her noses to smell the roses? Oooooh! Now I get it.

 

[Lorilei]

Don't even get me started on her toeses.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Don't even get me started on her toeses.

I know, she likes when you do that.

 

[yossi]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tciT9bmCMq8

 

[dolf]

that was easy

 

[spacekowboy]

Needs some new prose.
Needs a little blow.
Needs to eat crow.
Wrapped with a bow.
Both hustles and flows.
Don't be too slow.
Or you won't make the show.
She don't love them hoes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Islanders are really aggressive today