The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[dolf]

my schnozz speaks for itself.

 

[Garnate]

We're making fun of noses? Does this person have a funny snore??

No, we're about to move on to making fun of my crafting skills.

Ta-da! It's glorious in it's absurdity and comes with real spinning action.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/tower_zpskwqkb2fc.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like 'Nate's nose.

 

[Garnate]

I like 'Nate's nose.

You sure you don't want me to grow it longer or cut it short?

 

[JohnnySavage]

You sure you don't want me to grow it longer or cut it short?

No, it's perfect just as it is.

 

[Garnate]

No, it's perfect just as it is.

Sigh. I forgot I pay you by the compliment. Let me go get the checkbook.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Sigh. I forgot I pay you by the compliment. Let me go get the checkbook.

I only accept eCoupons for sexual favors.

 

[dolf]

how many lips do you have?!

 

[Spins]

When do I get paid?

 

[Garnate]

I only accept eCoupons for sexual favors.

I sold you 1HF; we should be set now.

how many lips do you have?!

.....Many? I have a serious lipstick/gloss obsession.

When do I get paid?

There's a running tab.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I love it when I get the better of the deal.

 

[islandman]

I wish I had something sweet to snack on right now.

Maybe a mango.

 

[eyer]

There is no "too big this" or "too small that". There are only beautiful men and women in an endless variety.

We're all allowed to have opinions on how other people look. Those with manners and class keep the unkind opinions to themselves. Just because you have the right to state your opinions doesn't mean it's the smartest thing to do. In fact, 99 times out of 100 you're better off just STFU.

You really should have a baby...

...your mommified, utopian fart philosophy and not being even able to follow its advise yourself might have a better chance of flying with those it's and your equal.

 

[Garnate]

I put this together yesterday.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/cart_zpsvixrad5f.jpg

The rest (minus the bigger makeup desk which I'm not really using).

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/mirror_zpszmfueam5.jpg

And even though I placed an order with Ulta and Sephora and Amazon today, I'm done. No more products. I absolutely refuse to buy anything else until something really cute comes out. Done.

 

[JohnnySavage]

dafabet just tied Etihad!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Never mind. the dafabet just scored again

 

[Garnate]

You're using a lot of really weird words, John Boy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm watching the soccer!

 

[TwinkleStars]

No, we're about to move on to making fun of my crafting skills.

Ta-da! It's glorious in it's absurdity and comes with real spinning action.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/tower_zpskwqkb2fc.jpg

Oh, ok. Thanks for keeping up to speed. I'm not a big fan of noses. As long as they do what they are intended for, noses are cool.

I have good crafting skills. We trolls have a lot of time on our hands so we fill up that time with crafting.

You should see the afghan, pants, pot holders, toaster cozy and umbrella I knitted!

 

[Spins]

So I'm never going to be awarded my funds

 

[lovetoread]

I can hear him in my head, "its football love".

 

[Garnate]

I'm watching the soccer!

I gathered that much. Really weird words, though.

Oh, ok. Thanks for keeping up to speed. I'm not a big fan of noses. As long as they do what they are intended for, noses are cool.

I have good crafting skills. We trolls have a lot of time on our hands so we fill up that time with crafting.

You should see the afghan, pants, pot holders, toaster cozy and umbrella I knitted!

Ahhhh a knitter. That's one of the thousands of things I can't do.

So I'm never going to be awarded my funds

It's a pretty hefty fucking tab! I'd have to rob the entire government.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDdOq_WWYAEUmXl.jpg

dern cats.

 

[islandman]

I just read a KS post that should really be in this thread.

 

[JohnnySavage]

British is a strange language.