burnt v. undertoasted: your stance on toaster transgressions.

[pointless]

personally, i think burnt is the worst unless you just mean slightly. then you can just scrape it off. under done you can just give another run through on a lower setting. it's really not that hard.

 

[lovetoread]

burnt is the lesser of the two evils.

who wants limpy toast?

 

[Pookie]

Burnt toaster waffles are a total loss.

 

[dolf]

burnt is the lesser of the two evils.

who wants limpy toast?

^^^this. slightly charred is just extra flavour.

 

[pointless]

burnt toaster strudels are made of sadness.

 

[islandman]

You people know that there's a setting on the toaster that regulates how light or dark the toast is, right?

 

[pointless]

burnt is the lesser of the two evils.

who wants limpy toast?

^^^this. slightly charred is just extra flavour.

just turn it down to one and wait, you weirdos. i've done it many times when i forgot to reset it after lightly toasting burger buns.

 

[Pookie]

burnt toaster strudels are made of sadness.

Those too.

 

[Miles Long]

You people know that there's a setting on the toaster that regulates how light or dark the toast is, right?

http://www.staples-3p.com/s7/is/image/Staples/s0105150_sc7?$splssku$

 

[Pookie]

You people know that there's a setting on the toaster that regulates how light or dark the toast is, right?

Yeah, it works great ... until someone fucks with it.

 

[Pookie]

http://www.staples-3p.com/s7/is/image/Staples/s0105150_sc7?$splssku$

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[Skiddles2015]

Even hipster doofus' have turned into playgrounders.

 

[islandman]

Yeah, it works great ... until someone fucks with it.

Get a second toaster. They're about $15 each.

 

[islandman]

Even hipster doofus' have turned into playgrounders.

From the AH you are not.

 

[Pookie]

Get a second toaster. They're about $15 each.

Another toaster won't stop some fucker from changing the setting and not changing it back.

Fuckers should be chopped up and then burnt piece by piece in a toaster.

Fuckers.

 

[Miles Long]

Another toaster won't stop some fucker from changing the setting and not changing it back.

Fuckers should be chopped up and then burnt piece by piece in a toaster.

Fuckers.

Who fucks with your toaster? Never in my life has anyone fucked with my toaster.

 

[Pookie]

Who fucks with your toaster? Never in my life has anyone fucked with my toaster.

Usually it's me, but sometimes it's others.

 

[Miles Long]

Usually it's me, but sometimes it's others.

You fuck with your own toaster? For what reason?

 

[islandman]

Another toaster won't stop some fucker from changing the setting and not changing it back.

Fuckers should be chopped up and then burnt piece by piece in a toaster.

Fuckers.

Set your toaster to the desired setting.

Break the lever.

Leave the severed head of a chicken by the toaster.

Problem solved.

 

[pointless]

Even hipster doofus' have turned into playgrounders.

i've always been a fluffy curmudgeon, you idiot.

 

[yossi]

If it's only slightly toasted one may as well just be eating bread. I like toasted bread but I prefer my rolls to be untoasted. I like croissants pan toasted. I don't know why I like things this way, but I've come to accept these peculiarities about myself.

Extra done toast for cheese sandwiches.

 

[Pookie]

You fuck with your own toaster? For what reason?

Cause different things need slightly different settings.

And some things just need fucking with sometimes. It's what I do.

 

[Pookie]

Set your toaster to the desired setting.

Break the lever.

Leave the severed head of a chicken by the toaster.

Problem solved.

I'm all for breaking shit. But then I'd just buy a new one because I hate broken shit.

Now I feel like breaking something.

 

[Garnate]

Cause different things need slightly different settings.

And some things just need fucking with sometimes. It's what I do.

My children fuck the toaster setting up constantly.

 

[Pookie]

My children fuck the toaster setting up constantly.

Kids should have settings like a toaster ... so you can fuck with them.