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As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Guilty As Charged

Darling, dearest, sweetheart.

It's charming that you follow me about and find me endlessly fascinating, but I just hope you're having fun.

Are you having fun? Because it's important to me.

The Civil Wars, Barton Hollow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExAM8D7cfbI
 
He seemed so cute...

...the way he wielded his whip over me online.

As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Lovin' the Young Stuff
 
As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Lovin' the Young Stuff

Broken link.

Awwww.
 
U_D, now my husband, was conducting his own online relationship with the same minor at the same time...

...it's always wise to marry someone who totally understands you.

As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Keepin' It In The Family
 
As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Keepin' It In The Family

Now you're not even trying.

Did you make a macro?

Lazy.

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZjaSD-cXcA
 
Fooling around with a minor in the front seat of that car...

...was like I was back playing stinky finger in junior high.

As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Come and Smell His Finger
 
I have that capo.

You made me Google. You play? I played French horn and I sing, but I just never got far into playing guitar. I think the most I ever managed was "Cecelia" from Simon and Garfunkel and then decided that was the pinnacle of creativity.

I did okay at Guitar Hero, but ow, man. Calluses are not for me.
 
Everyone else said I was molestin'...

...but I was just helpin' the poor boy out, dammit!

As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Ankle Bracelet Blues
 
As an adult woman, you continued an online sexual relationship with a minor...

...even after you found out for sure he was a minor.

You then met up with that same minor in person...

...and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car.

Ankle Bracelet Blues

At some point it might become a challenge to pick out music for you, but I like music a lot, so I like a challenge.

Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yvFmi_q1M
 
You know it must be a fairly nippy day in Hades when I find myself agreeing with Eeyore.
 
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