The End Times?

[AllyRose]

http://www.salon.com/2015/04/20/mic...ama_is_ushering_in_a_baby_called_the_rapture/

I guess God will put off the "midnight hour" if we do away with Obama's policies.

 

[1sickbastard]

And this is why I really, reaaally want a Palin/Bachman ticket.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear God (or whomever) ... Help us all.... Being far from facetious with that comment.

 

[1sickbastard]

Dear God (or whomever) ... Help us all.... Being far from facetious with that comment.

A Palin/Bachman ticket has far to much concentrated derp to be anything but a comedy goldmine (much like an LJ Reloaded dating reality show), and so the Democrats would be able to win even if Joe (foot in the mouth) Biden got the nod.

 

[Sean Renaud]

A Palin/Bachman ticket has far to much concentrated derp to be anything but a comedy goldmine (much like an LJ Reloaded dating reality show), and so the Democrats would be able to win even if Joe (foot in the mouth) Biden got the nod.

Are you kidding? Joe, why play it safe? If they want to run Palin/Bachmann I say we go big. Rob Schnider/Adam Sadler

Either that of Flavor Flave/Micheal Jackson Hologram

 

[phrodeau]

It's just her excuse to justify not acting on climate change.

 

[AllyRose]

It's just her excuse to justify not acting on climate change.

What's the point of worrying when fire and brimstone are going to rain down and wipe out most of humanity?

 

[DesEsseintes]

What's the point of worrying when fire and brimstone are going to rain down and wipe out most of humanity?

Sounds like global warming to me.

 

[BotanyBoy]

What's the point of worrying when fire and brimstone are going to rain down and wipe out most of humanity?

And that's how they think...they are serious as a fuckin' heart attack too.

And that's the kind of crazy the US puts in charge....

I think it's rather funny actually.

 

[Wrong Element]

What's the point of worrying when fire and brimstone are going to rain down and wipe out most of humanity?

Reminds me of James Watt, Reagan's Interior Secretary, who said there was no point caring about conservation of natural resources because the second coming was right around the corner.

 

[1sickbastard]

Reminds me of James Watt, Reagan's Interior Secretary, who said there was no point caring about conservation of natural resources because the second coming was right around the corner.

There is supposedly also a cabal of religious conservatives within the GOP who are serious about bringing about the biblical Armageddon.
I'm not saying I buy into that notion, because such an extraordinary claim would necessitate extraordinary evidence to support it. But it would explain the near fanatical support of Israel and the constant push for US military involvement in the middle east by some conservatives.

 

[domroger]

Fucking zealots .

 

[MrRandyWatson]

I just love how these religious fuckwads make a big show of saying that they know when the End Times are coming and how this and that are signs. Even Jesus Himself said that only God knows when it will all end. Not even Jesus Bleeping Christ knows. And somehow, some idiot politician knows? And people follow these fucknozzles? Seriously, who the fuck votes for these disasters?

If Jesus ran today - and people knew for fucking certain it was him - he couldn't get elected in most of America because he makes too much fucking sense. And then he'd stop trying. He'd just look at people and say, "Fuck you dipshits. You're all on your own. Enjoy hell, since you're working so fucking hard at creating it." And then he'd go to the bar and knock back a few Captain and Cokes.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah see this is when I will feel validation for playing for the right team all these years.

Bring on the fire and brimstone it will drive all the pain in the ass Christians into hiding.

 

[AllyRose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyln-yReNv8

 

[jomar]

Palin and Bachman are so out there a threesome with them would be beyond awesome.

The nuttier the sluttier theorem and all...

 

[phrodeau]

Palin and Bachman are so out there a threesome with them would be beyond awesome.

The nuttier the sluttier theorem and all...

You think so? Have you heard what their voices sound like?

 

[jomar]

You think so? Have you heard what their voices sound like?

You think Viagra would do the trick? Maybe a double dose?

 

[jomar]

Or a couple of ball gags?

 

[JackLuis]

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/republicanvagina.jpg​

Sure sign of the End Times!

 

[about_average]

"Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching."

Text of an Assyiran tablet from the 28th century BCE.

 

[FGB]

There is supposedly also a cabal of religious conservatives within the GOP who are serious about bringing about the biblical Armageddon.
I'm not saying I buy into that notion, because such an extraordinary claim would necessitate extraordinary evidence to support it. But it would explain the near fanatical support of Israel and the constant push for US military involvement in the middle east by some conservatives.

I don't know about all that shit...

God is bringing his plan to completion in his own good time.

Obama and the Extreme leftist and rightest are only allowed to effect events to the amount he wishes.

As to the end times, yes we get closer, faster each day, week, month & year.

However, certain things must come to pass first, as in certain things MUST occur.

And in the fullness of time they will. Then we will be only months away.

I don't get upset about it because I'm ready...Been ready for years so I have better things to do than worry about it.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't know about all that shit...

God is bringing his plan to completion in his own good time.

Obama and the Extreme leftist and rightest are only allowed to effect events to the amount he wishes.

As to the end times, yes we get closer, faster each day, week, month & year.

However, certain things must come to pass first, as in certain things MUST occur.

And in the fullness of time they will. Then we will be only months away.

I don't get upset about it because I'm ready...Been ready for years so I have better things to do than worry about it.

That's...remarkable.

 

[sr71plt]

That's...remarkable.

That's one way of putting it.

But then I'm still scratching my head over the concept of there being books in the 28th century B.C.E.

 

[phrodeau]

That's one way of putting it.

But then I'm still scratching my head over the concept of there being books in the 28th century B.C.E.

Like the Book of Genesis? Yeah, it's a tough one.