parodyluvr75
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Be honest...
Are you an ugly skunk?...
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parodyluvr75
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AZMotherLover
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No. I'm a handsome and charming skunk.
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pollynova
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Mad_Jack_Rabbit
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SassyKatz71
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Nope not a skunk, 100% American Beef
Miles Long
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gotsnowgotslush
skates like Eck
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No. But my husband, He Who Must Be Obeyed, has the scent of a skunk, when he does not wash his body often, enough. blarrggghhhhh
lovecraft68
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Three years ago when my company had to move from one warehouse to the next we were in the new building and the heat kicked on and....there was a skunk in the ducts and was covered in the stink.
Bad enough, but I had to go to a wake that night. So I go to the store to get the peroxide and dish soap and baking soda everyone is sniffing and looking around I finally say "Yeah, its me."
Go home shower, got most of the stink off, get dressed in my best suit go to the wake.
We're standing there and I can still smell it and I notice people sniffing and making faces. So I shrug and say
"Damn, they didn't do a very good job of preserving the body."
My wife was not happy with me.
Bad enough, but I had to go to a wake that night. So I go to the store to get the peroxide and dish soap and baking soda everyone is sniffing and looking around I finally say "Yeah, its me."
Go home shower, got most of the stink off, get dressed in my best suit go to the wake.
We're standing there and I can still smell it and I notice people sniffing and making faces. So I shrug and say
"Damn, they didn't do a very good job of preserving the body."
My wife was not happy with me.
parodyluvr75
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Ugly cunt, so I went ugly skunk because he's a smelly poster.
I was told I'm a fox.
So that's ugly fox, not skunk today.
Maybe next week
You need a stripe to be a skunk. I'd go with a smarty fox.
