Are you an ugly cunt?...

[duranman]

Be honest...

 

[Miles Long]

I may not be everybody's cunt of tea, but after my yearly shower I kinda clean up all right if I do say so myself.

Just kidding, I am an ugly cunt.

 

[Wings]

Yes, but I'm good with it.

 

[Aphro]

My cunt is lovely to behold. My visage, angelic.

My soul, on the other hand, is a seething black pit of putrid bile.

You can't have everything.

 

[duranman]

My cunt is lovely to behold. My visage, angelic.

My soul, on the other hand, is a seething black pit of putrid bile.

You can't have everything.

Your cunt compensates you being a cunt darling...

 

[Jennifer]

My cunt is lovely. The rest of me is hideous and I have no soul.

 

[SassySpitfire]

Duranman- what have you been drinking? The true beauty is in the eye of beer holder - you know that!

 

[Jackoffking]

Be honest...

No. Whats your fucking problem man? Limey piece of shit man

 

[SassyKatz71]

No, not at all

 

[jaF0]

Let's just say that mirrors shatter BEFORE I get in the room.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Define Ugly Cunt.

 

[Devilius]

Define Ugly Cunt.

Take duranman as the lowest unit in the scale of ugly cunts.

 

[Miles Long]

I would say average to below average on the ugly scale. My cunt however is magnificent.. Well until this baby tears it up on exit then I am sure it too will be a train wreck.

I like to imagine your baby strolling out of your vagina with a top hat and cane, singing a la Michigan J. Frog.

 

[Miles Long]

I'll FaceTime you in for the delivery.

http://soundfxnow.com/soundfx/porkypig.jpg

 

[sixfeetundernea]

Definitely.

 

[Mischka]

My cunt is lovely to behold.

My visage, angelic.

My soul, on the other hand, is a seething black pit of putrid bile.

You can't have everything.

Such a beautiful poem. Deserves to be set to music.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Be honest...

Simon? Is that really you?

My wife sends her love often talks about the times you two had together. Says she's never met a man who enjoyed being pegged as much as you did. And she wants to know if got those genital warts treated?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Me too. My face is Scandinavian sharp chin & nose & meh & blah, but my cunt is gorgeous. Art-like in its symmetry, tiny and flowerlike in its proportions. To the point where I wish I could have its image printed on a t-shirt so people would know how pretty it is. But that would be really weird, so the secret stays hidden, as it were.

I'll get a tattoo of it on my face.

 

[SassyKatz71]

Me too. My face is Scandinavian sharp chin & nose & meh & blah, but my cunt is gorgeous. Art-like in its symmetry, tiny and flowerlike in its proportions. To the point where I wish I could have its image printed on a t-shirt so people would know how pretty it is. But that would be really weird, so the secret stays hidden, as it were.

This made me lmao

 

[Adre]

Me too. My face is Scandinavian sharp chin & nose & meh & blah, but my cunt is gorgeous. Art-like in its symmetry, tiny and flowerlike in its proportions. To the point where I wish I could have its image printed on a t-shirt so people would know how pretty it is. But that would be really weird, so the secret stays hidden, as it were.

A quick pic wouldn't kill ya.

 

[1HF]

My meat curtains aren't "ugly". That's such a harsh word. They may hang low, wobble to and fro, but there's beauty in there.

Somewhere.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My meat curtains aren't "ugly". That's such a harsh word. They may hang low, wobble to and fro, but there's beauty in there.

Somewhere.

I'm picturing them like an elephant's ears. But darker.

 

[duranman]

Call me a perv, but I rather enjoy nibbling on floppy fanny lips.....

 

[SassyKatz71]

Call me a perv, but I rather enjoy nibbling on floppy fanny lips.....

That's funny^ Oh lord the visual I just had..Was trying so hard to forget that memory from work years ago..thanks for that

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Shiny happy people laughing!

I'm not a cunt. I'm not much to look at though. You could call me an ugly cuss. I think that's a thing.