Who gets the most sex?

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Playground users or Gee Bee users?

I reckon it's the playground. They're getting their brains fucked out all the time which makes them so much more mellow and unable to think.

On the GB there are more people who really, really need to get laid. If they did they may be a lot less angry, confrontational and jealous of those of us who do get laid regularly. And by regularly I mean more than once a month.

Discuss.

 

[islandman]

No fair including all the sex you're having with your mum!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Talking to yourself again? How many alts do you have?

 

[MaryanneB]

Well, I like the playground but I like it because it takes my mind off the fact that I'm not getting laid........so sad....

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

No fair including all the sex you're having with your mum!

Why not? Do appreciate the effort it takes to dig her up and then bury her again? I think it should count!

 

[islandman]

Why not? Do appreciate the effort it takes to dig her up and then bury her again? I think it should count!

Nicely turned.

 

[Garnate]

Nicely turned.

Agreed

Also, sorry your mum passed, Jack.

 

[islandman]

Also, sorry your mum passed, Jack.

Always with the one upmanship with you!

 

[Garnate]

Always with the one upmanship with you!

Well?? Stop being so rude!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was pretty much exclusively a PGer for around 6 months. No sex.

Since then I'm mostly on GB. No sex.

It's faintly possible, of course, that it may be me.

 

[islandman]

I was pretty much exclusively a PGer for around 6 months. No sex.

Since then I'm mostly on GB. No sex.

It's faintly possible, of course, that it may be me.

No hands either?

 

[DesEsseintes]

No hands either?

I do have hands, but Mother told me if I touch myself there the baby Jesus will be sad and drown the world in his tears like with the ark.

 

[lovetoread]

I think its about even.

The PG just pretends it gets more while the GB just admits they dont.

 

[islandman]

I do have hands, but Mother told me if I touch myself there the baby Jesus will be sad and drown the world in his tears like with the ark.

That's a lot of touching.

Never thought you a nympho.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That's a lot of touching.

Never thought you a nympho.

No, I just thought Jesus had huge tears. You know, lake-sized ones full of terrapins.

 

[jaF0]

Who ever's gettin' it ......












... it ain't me.

 

[islandman]

No, I just thought Jesus had huge tears. You know, lake-sized ones full of terrapins.

In the Old Testament, terrapins were penis-eaters, so their inclusion makes sense.

 

[lovecraft68]

Judging by how frequently many PG members and GB members post....I don't think anyone is getting any.

 

[pointless]

In the Old Testament, terrapins were penis-eaters, so their inclusion makes sense.

i saw a squished turtle on my bike ride today. made me sad.

also, a squished garter snake.

stupid cars always squishing things.

 

[DesEsseintes]

In the Old Testament, terrapins were penis-eaters, so their inclusion makes sense.

Because it's almost a perfect anagram?

 

[suckonsimon]

I come over to the GB now and then.
Usually drives me offline to find my woman and a consolation shag.

 

[patient1]

This is giving me flashbacks-

Once upon a time I was present for a GB invasion of the Playground. We thought it was hilarious, but the Personals/PG monitor had a hissy fit and quit.

Being a responsible Litizen, I offered to take up the slack. It's not the easiest board to monitor, because of the steady influx of newbies intent on posting before reading the rules. There was a lot of personal information that had to be removed- phone numbers, e-mails, etc.

In order to do the duty I had to clear my ignore list, but worst of all I had to leave siglines turned on, to check for personal information.

( Explatives deleted! ) My eyes!! They burned from the smileys!!

Well eventually, KillSwitch threw down his tin foil hat, had a hissy fit, fearing that Cheyenne could read his PMs and called for my resignation. She was no help, really, because as a big sister by birth, she can't resist a game of "Poke/I'm not touching you!", and rattled some cages and fed some paranoia for the sheer entertainment value. Or so I recall.
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To answer the OP's question. I'd say at that time there was more flirting and adultery on the PG, but that the actual sex levels were similar to the GB.

 

[bronzeage]

In the Old Testament, terrapins were penis-eaters, so their inclusion makes sense.

That is a myth born of drunken nights at caravan campsites.

The Semitic people of the middle east thought it was great fun to warn the Greek and Asian travelers of the "penis eating terrapins", who creep into camp after dark in search of cockmeat. The travelers would roll their eyes at such a story, until someone pulls off their loincloth to reveal a circumcised penis, and say, "See! I woke up just in time."

 

[bronzeage]

This is giving me flashbacks-

Once upon a time I was present for a GB invasion of the Playground. We thought it was hilarious, but the Personals/PG monitor had a hissy fit and quit.

Being a responsible Litizen, I offered to take up the slack. It's not the easiest board to monitor, because of the steady influx of newbies intent on posting before reading the rules. There was a lot of personal information that had to be removed- phone numbers, e-mails, etc.

In order to do the duty I had to clear my ignore list, but worst of all I had to leave siglines turned on, to check for personal information.

( Explatives deleted! ) My eyes!! They burned from the smileys!!

Well eventually, KillSwitch threw down his tin foil hat, had a hissy fit, fearing that Cheyenne could read his PMs and called for my resignation. She was no help, really, because as a big sister by birth, she can't resist a game of "Poke/I'm not touching you!", and rattled some cages and fed some paranoia for the sheer entertainment value. Or so I recall.
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To answer the OP's question. I'd say at that time there was more flirting and adultery on the PG, but that the actual sex levels were similar to the GB.

Killswitch's pm's haven't changed a bit since those days.

 

[patient1]

That is a myth born of drunken nights at caravan campsites.

The Semitic people of the middle east thought it was great fun to warn the Greek and Asian travelers of the "penis eating terrapins", who creep into camp after dark in search of cockmeat. The travelers would roll their eyes at such a story, until someone pulls off their loincloth to reveal a circumcised penis, and say, "See! I woke up just in time."

You really should have been a bar tender. You give great advice and provide entertainment.