Popping my forum cherry

[RedStarFic]

Hello - so I'm new. I've forgotten how awkward being the new guy on an established forum is.

I have a story I'm hoping to publish - though I'm trying to find an editor to take a look first.. in the meantime, I thought I'd get on the forum and immerse myself in the community. You're gorgeous, on the whole, but a little intimidating...

Any advice about how to fit in without sucking badly would be appreciated. Different forums have their quirks and it's hard for a newbie!

 

[InWord]

Fucking n00bs.

 

[Fierywhore]

Just stay on this forum for a little while....won't take long to fine the quirks of the General Board...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We do to your esteem what your Muslim niggers do to your balls.

 

[InWord]

Just stay on this forum for a little while....won't take long to fine the quirks of the General Board...

The "fine" for whoring is two bits.

 

[RedStarFic]

Fucking n00bs.

Ha! Feeling the love already!

 

[yossi]

As well as a shave and a haircut.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ha! Feeling the love already!

Last persona crash and burn? It happens. You should just go.

 

[JohnnySavage]

As well as a shave and a haircut.

2 bits?

 

[pointless]

that reminds me: i really need to buzz my head at some point this weekend.

 

[yossi]

2 bits?

For you? One bit.

 

[pointless]

where the hell are you going to get half a penny?

 

[JohnnySavage]

For you? One bit.

PayPal?

 

[yossi]

where the hell are you going to get half a penny?

Never mind. Duh, self.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Fucking n00bs.

When does one stop being a n00b? In a perfect world the "fucking" part doesn't stop, of course

 

[pointless]

Doesn't two bits equal 25 cents? I vaguely remember something about that.

well, yeah, but one bit is 12.5 cents.

 

[yossi]

well, yeah, but one bit is 12.5 cents.

Stop quoting so quickly!

 

[pointless]

muhahahaha!!!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would kick in the extra half penny because Yossi has sexy lips.

 

[yossi]

And he can pay every other time!

 

[yossi]

muhahahaha!!!

Va fangool. And you can't see it but I'm making all sorts of Italian hand/arm gestures at you.

I would kick in the extra half penny because Yossi has sexy lips.

A true gentleman.

 

[pointless]

a ha'penny for sexy lips? cheap bastard.

 

[pointless]

Va fangool. And you can't see it but I'm making all sorts of Italian hand/arm gestures at you.



A true gentleman.

it's okay. i don't speak italian hand gestures. i do know the fig sign, though. that's a fun one.

 

[sr71plt]

Hello - so I'm new. I've forgotten how awkward being the new guy on an established forum is.

I have a story I'm hoping to publish - though I'm trying to find an editor to take a look first..

What category is the story you want to publish in and how many words is it?

 

[pointless]

man, no one gives a shit about that. we've moved the hell on.