Which Litster is This?

[BradBigBrain]

In this thread, we post about people in the news and speculate as to which litster this could be.

An Alabama man who'd been dating an Oregon woman online for two years
was left with a fractured skull after she beat him with a baseball bat in their first
face-to-face meet, police said.

Samuel Campbell, 26, traveled across the country to live with who he thought was
the love-of-his-life Haley Fox at her Turner home on Wednesday, April 8, reports
The Oregonian.

But when he arrived, she allegedly led him to an outside table and told him to close his eyes.

The 24-year-old then brutally smashed him over the head with the club, it's alleged.

Campbell, of Adger, Alabama, was rushed to Salem Hospital.

Doctors discovered that his skull had been fractured and that several of his cuts
required staples.

Fox was arrested and charged with first-degree assault, reports AL.com.

During questioning, she reportedly told detectives that she carried out the vicious
attack because she didn't want to be Campbell's girlfriend.

She posted bail and was released on condition that she did not contact Campbell,
and is scheduled to be arraigned next week, reports the Sun-Herald.

Campbell was treated and released from hospital. He is expected to make a full
recovery.

Read the article here

Who's the lady litster? And who would the guy be?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In this thread, we post about people in the news and speculate as to which litster this could be.


Who's the lady litster? And who would the guy be?

In a strange twist of fate, the gentleman who was beaten was NorthRockJohnson who was merely trying to place himself back on the market after his relatively recent Awesome-Trip. He was beaten by RBIJon who we now know poses as a young maiden in the off hours to experience life from the other side of the pirate ship.

 

[BradBigBrain]

As a followup to this story, The Literotica Herald Tribune is reporting that the lady in question was none other than GiggLeGasm who severely beat AbsintheFather over the head with her Henry Aaron #715 Louisville Slugger collector baseball bat.

In defending her actions GiggLeGasm said, "he was a little bit creepier than I imagined...OK...he was a LOT bit creepier."

 

[GiggLeGasm]

As a followup to this story, The Literotica Herald Tribune is reporting that the lady in question was none other than GiggLeGasm who severely beat AbsintheFather over the head with her Henry Aaron #715 Louisville Slugger collector baseball bat.

In defending her actions GiggLeGasm said, "he was a little bit creepier than I imagined...OK...he was a LOT bit creepier."

hahahaha.. I can't beat AF.. he'd get too turned on

 

[GiggLeGasm]

An Unexpected Threesome

A San Diego woman who was sentenced for stalking a married couple was upset she had lost her dream home to them in a bidding war.

“I had put so much hope into this house,” Kathy Rowe told ABC's Chris Connelly in an exclusive interview that will air in full Friday on ABC News' "20/20." “When I walked in, it felt like my house... it’s almost like, you know, you hear bluebirds sing and music play. I walked in, it was my house.”

In 2011, Rowe, 53, put a bid on a house in the posh Carmel Valley neighborhood. But when she found out she had been outbid, she sought revenge through what she said were just pranks.

“It felt like the house I always wanted to own, I just felt comfortable,” Rowe said. “And when I found out we didn’t get it, it was devastating. It was heartbreaking.”

Those winning homebuyers were Janice Ruhter and Jerry Rice, a married couple with a young child and a new baby on the way, who had dumped their life savings into what they thought would be their dream home.

But shortly after moving in, Ruhter and Rice said strange things started happening. They received $1,000 worth of bills for adult diapers and magazines subscriptions they said they never ordered. They found their house re-listed for sale online, and buyers started showing up in their yard. There was an online ad for a New Year’s Eve party at their house that they said they never planned.

“You get scared, you know, that’s your house. It should be a place of safety,” Ruhter said. “With that out there, that safety just disappears.”

Then things got worse. One Valentine’s Day, Rice said neighbors’ wives were sent Valentine’s Day cards with his name signed on the cards. Then Rice discovered online posts advertising sex with his wife, telling strangers to just show up at the house during the day.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sent...vastated-losing-bidding-war/story?id=28877765

 

[AbsintheFather]

As a followup to this story, The Literotica Herald Tribune is reporting that the lady in question was none other than GiggLeGasm who severely beat AbsintheFather over the head with her Henry Aaron #715 Louisville Slugger collector baseball bat.

In defending her actions GiggLeGasm said, "he was a little bit creepier than I imagined...OK...he was a LOT bit creepier."

hahahaha.. I can't beat AF.. he'd get too turned on

Hahaaaa, I can believe she'd risk damaging her bat after all those expensive modification she done to it.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/575/443/419/419443575_173.jpg

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Hey.. it's a drop 3 bat.. I'm allowed to use it

 

[BradBigBrain]

Hahaaaa, I can believe she'd risk damaging her bat after all those expensive modification she done to it.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/575/443/419/419443575_173.jpg

Dayum!! That's a big un.

A San Diego woman who was sentenced for stalking a married couple was upset she had lost her dream home to them in a bidding war.

“I had put so much hope into this house,” Kathy Rowe told ABC's Chris Connelly in an exclusive interview that will air in full Friday on ABC News' "20/20." “When I walked in, it felt like my house... it’s almost like, you know, you hear bluebirds sing and music play. I walked in, it was my house.”

In 2011, Rowe, 53, put a bid on a house in the posh Carmel Valley neighborhood. But when she found out she had been outbid, she sought revenge through what she said were just pranks.

“It felt like the house I always wanted to own, I just felt comfortable,” Rowe said. “And when I found out we didn’t get it, it was devastating. It was heartbreaking.”

Those winning homebuyers were Janice Ruhter and Jerry Rice, a married couple with a young child and a new baby on the way, who had dumped their life savings into what they thought would be their dream home.

But shortly after moving in, Ruhter and Rice said strange things started happening. They received $1,000 worth of bills for adult diapers and magazines subscriptions they said they never ordered. They found their house re-listed for sale online, and buyers started showing up in their yard. There was an online ad for a New Year’s Eve party at their house that they said they never planned.

“You get scared, you know, that’s your house. It should be a place of safety,” Ruhter said. “With that out there, that safety just disappears.”

Then things got worse. One Valentine’s Day, Rice said neighbors’ wives were sent Valentine’s Day cards with his name signed on the cards. Then Rice discovered online posts advertising sex with his wife, telling strangers to just show up at the house during the day.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sent...vastated-losing-bidding-war/story?id=28877765

I'll say the San Diego woman is none other than LACandy. The married couple is Inspirinious and Talikat.

Off camera, LACandy was heard to say, "Fuck Jerry Rice. I've always hated the 49ers! Go Chargers!"

 

[Inspirinious]

A San Diego woman who was sentenced for stalking a married couple was upset she had lost her dream home to them in a bidding war.

“I had put so much hope into this house,” Kathy Rowe told ABC's Chris Connelly in an exclusive interview that will air in full Friday on ABC News' "20/20." “When I walked in, it felt like my house... it’s almost like, you know, you hear bluebirds sing and music play. I walked in, it was my house.”

In 2011, Rowe, 53, put a bid on a house in the posh Carmel Valley neighborhood. But when she found out she had been outbid, she sought revenge through what she said were just pranks.

“It felt like the house I always wanted to own, I just felt comfortable,” Rowe said. “And when I found out we didn’t get it, it was devastating. It was heartbreaking.”

Those winning homebuyers were Janice Ruhter and Jerry Rice, a married couple with a young child and a new baby on the way, who had dumped their life savings into what they thought would be their dream home.

But shortly after moving in, Ruhter and Rice said strange things started happening. They received $1,000 worth of bills for adult diapers and magazines subscriptions they said they never ordered. They found their house re-listed for sale online, and buyers started showing up in their yard. There was an online ad for a New Year’s Eve party at their house that they said they never planned.

“You get scared, you know, that’s your house. It should be a place of safety,” Ruhter said. “With that out there, that safety just disappears.”

Then things got worse. One Valentine’s Day, Rice said neighbors’ wives were sent Valentine’s Day cards with his name signed on the cards. Then Rice discovered online posts advertising sex with his wife, telling strangers to just show up at the house during the day.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sent...vastated-losing-bidding-war/story?id=28877765

I'll say the San Diego woman is none other than LACandy. The married couple is Inspirinious and Talikat.

Off camera, LACandy was heard to say, "Fuck Jerry Rice. I've always hated the 49ers! Go Chargers!"

ABCNews has posted an update to their story:

"In an unexpected turn of events ABC News has learned that all charges against LACandy have been dropped and she has been released from jail. It appears that after several late night 'private' meetings between LACandy, Talikat, and Inspirinious, a settlement has been reached.

"The next day, LACandy was seen moving into the home of Talikat and Inspirinious. Thereafter, the neighbors have reported unusual, late-night, activities in the house and in the backyard pool. On at least one occasion the police were called after repeated screams were heard. The police were met by the naked three-some who apologized for their loud outbursts in the throes of intense sexual activities. They told police they would keep the noise at a level acceptable to the neighbors."

 

[AbsintheFather]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pornhub-fan-denzel-free-laptop-5527174

Porn website sends new laptop to 'adult entertainment' fan after he smashed computer to stop mum catching him
07:48, 16 April 2015 By John Shammas

The Vice President of the company said that he got wind of the tragic tale, describing it as "a serious blow"

A man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website.

The randy teenager - who has been named only as Denzel - tweeted his tragic tale, featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption: "Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice".

His porn-watching days are not over however, thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up.

Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said: "We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.


"We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.

"As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure."

 

[lacandy]

Dayum!! That's a big un.



I'll say the San Diego woman is none other than LACandy. The married couple is Inspirinious and Talikat.

Off camera, LACandy was heard to say, "Fuck Jerry Rice. I've always hated the 49ers! Go Chargers!"

ABCNews has posted an update to their story:

"In an unexpected turn of events ABC News has learned that all charges against LACandy have been dropped and she has been released from jail. It appears that after several late night 'private' meetings between LACandy, Talikat, and Inspirinious, a settlement has been reached.

"The next day, LACandy was seen moving into the home of Talikat and Inspirinious. Thereafter, the neighbors have reported unusual, late-night, activities in the house and in the backyard pool. On at least one occasion the police were called after repeated screams were heard. The police were met by the naked three-some who apologized for their loud outbursts in the throes of intense sexual activities. They told police they would keep the noise at a level acceptable to the neighbors."

First...hahahaha

Second...while I like the "idea" behind Inspirinious' solution, unless they became Charger converts it would never work. (I guess it could be worse though, they could be Raiders fans ).

Thanks for the laughs this morning!

 

[talikat]

ABCNews has posted an update to their story:

"In an unexpected turn of events ABC News has learned that all charges against LACandy have been dropped and she has been released from jail. It appears that after several late night 'private' meetings between LACandy, Talikat, and Inspirinious, a settlement has been reached.

"The next day, LACandy was seen moving into the home of Talikat and Inspirinious. Thereafter, the neighbors have reported unusual, late-night, activities in the house and in the backyard pool. On at least one occasion the police were called after repeated screams were heard. The police were met by the naked three-some who apologized for their loud outbursts in the throes of intense sexual activities. They told police they would keep the noise at a level acceptable to the neighbors."

*update:

Sound [isolation] Company was recently spotted outside the home of LACandy, talikat, and Inspirinious.

They are keeping their word to the police.

 

[ydahecnot]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pornhub-fan-denzel-free-laptop-5527174

Porn website sends new laptop to 'adult entertainment' fan after he smashed computer to stop mum catching him
07:48, 16 April 2015 By John Shammas

The Vice President of the company said that he got wind of the tragic tale, describing it as "a serious blow"

A man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website.

The randy teenager - who has been named only as Denzel - tweeted his tragic tale, featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption: "Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice".

His porn-watching days are not over however, thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up.

Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said: "We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.


"We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.

"As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure."

So that's what Munky's been up to