Short men are sexy man

[Jackoffking]

I'm 5ft 2 and a sex god man. Listen all the great sex gods are short man. Like Sly Stallone, Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Dudley Moore man. You know I get guys saying this and that stunted my growth but I'm not jiving you man I'm one sexy mother man and proud as I am

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dude, you should be a gigolo.

 

[thør]

I'm 5ft 2 and a sex god man. Listen all the great sex gods are short man. Like Sly Stallone, Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Dudley Moore man. You know I get guys saying this and that stunted my growth but I'm not jiving you man I'm one sexy mother man and proud as I am

G is for GIGOLO


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See the pretty gigolo.

The gigolo makes beautiful music.

The next time your mommy goes shopping,
Ask her to buy you a gigolo.

She will tell all the neighbors

How cute you are

And she will write it in to the

Reader's Digest

And they will print it and send

You money.

 

[Que]

Dude, you should be a gigolo.

"I'm just a gigalo and everywhere I go, the women smile to greet me..." -David Lee Roth

 

[PayDay]

I'm 5ft 2 and a sex god man. Listen all the great sex gods are short man. Like Sly Stallone, Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Dudley Moore man. You know I get guys saying this and that stunted my growth but I'm not jiving you man I'm one sexy mother man and proud as I am

I have a friend that's 5 ft nothing, loud, obnoxious, and bald.

He just stares (like creepy death stare) at a woman until she comes and talks to him, at which point, he usually says: "Hey, baby, wanna fuck."

Since his motivation is to get laid or to fuck, it almost always works.

I don't talk to him much anymore.

 

[duranman]

I have a friend that's 5 ft nothing, loud, obnoxious, and bald.

He just stares (like creepy death stare) at a woman until she comes and talks to him, at which point, he usually says: "Hey, baby, wanna fuck."

Since his motivation is to get laid or to fuck, it almost always works.

I don't talk to him much anymore.

Short arses are fucked. Rather be an ugly bastard than vertically challenged..

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I don't find short men sexy at all.

Nor average sized men.

Not even tall men.

Skinny or fat don't do it for me either.

Let's face it, I just don't fancy men.

Women, on the other hand, I am just not fussy just as long as she is willing and enthusiastic. And clean.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I'm 5ft 2 and a sex god man. Listen all the great sex gods are short man. Like Sly Stallone, Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Dudley Moore man. You know I get guys saying this and that stunted my growth but I'm not jiving you man I'm one sexy mother man and proud as I am

Are they sexy because they are short or sexy because they are RICH and FAMOUS?

 

[PayDay]

Short arses are fucked. Rather be an ugly bastard than vertically challenged..

Psssht. Being tall sucks: you always have to get stuff off of top shelves for little old ladies, you hit your head all the time, you have to limbo back in the shower to wash your hair, no one properly prunes trees along the sidewalk (branches in the eye), gravity is different, everyone asks you if you play basketball, etc.

Short seems the way to go.

 

[Setanta84]

I have a friend that's 5 ft nothing, loud, obnoxious, and bald.

He just stares (like creepy death stare) at a woman until she comes and talks to him, at which point, he usually says: "Hey, baby, wanna fuck."

Since his motivation is to get laid or to fuck, it almost always works.

I don't talk to him much anymore.

Sounds like you know a Rasputin-like svengali. Otherwise, the stare thing doesn't make sense. That would seem more likely to get a woman to change her position in the room, maybe get her mace ready, and start talking loudly about having a boyfriend, not coming over and offering sex.

Have you ever seen this happen or are you taking his word for it?

 

[PayDay]

Sounds like you know a Rasputin-like svengali. Otherwise, the stare thing doesn't make sense. That would seem more likely to get a woman to change her position in the room, maybe get her mace ready, and start talking loudly about having a boyfriend, not coming over and offering sex.

You apparently know nothing about women. You only get maced by walking up and saying "Hello."

Have you ever seen this happen or are you taking his word for it?

Duh?

 

[duranman]

I'm 5ft 2 and a sex god man. Listen all the great sex gods are short man. Like Sly Stallone, Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Dudley Moore man. You know I get guys saying this and that stunted my growth but I'm not jiving you man I'm one sexy mother man and proud as I am

Do you suspect your little habit contributed to your predicament cunt face?...

 

[AZMotherLover]

Psssht. Being tall sucks: you always have to get stuff off of top shelves for little old ladies, you hit your head all the time, you have to limbo back in the shower to wash your hair, no one properly prunes trees along the sidewalk (branches in the eye), gravity is different, everyone asks you if you play basketball, etc.

Short seems the way to go.

I don't mind helping little old ladies get something from the top shelf at the store, but I could do without hitting my head on stuff all the time.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

short men have thick, short organs, harder, lasts longer, ideal for anal. that's what my ex bf was.

 

[lizsea]

Most short men seem to be complete assholes. I guess they have to make up for being short so they choose to have a *big* personality instead. But that's just my personal experience.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not all short men have short organs, the biggest man I ever had was barely taller than me. The lest equipped man I ever had was 6'3. Height has nothing to do with what a man is packing.

 

[ManLuvs2PlzW]

Most short men seem to be complete assholes. I guess they have to make up for being short so they choose to have a *big* personality instead. But that's just my personal experience.

Glad this post said "most" instead of "all" or "almost all". I hope the actual case is at worse "many" or "several". And glad the post acknowledges that is simply the poster's "personal experience". There is hope!

"Big" personality is one thing -- robust may be yet another. ;-)

 

[ManLuvs2PlzW]

Not all short men have short organs, the biggest man I ever had was barely taller than me. The lest equipped man I ever had was 6'3. Height has nothing to do with what a man is packing.

Seems objective studies bear this out too. Height has little to do with penis size. Also of some interest is that most height is in the legs: hence, vertically size tends to match up so much better.

Oh, and bear in mind, the mind/brain is the greatest sex organ. Much pleasure can be delivered by a desire to do so, attentiveness, intellect to provide originality and variety, and sincere aim.

 

[Hypoxia]

Just as vegan food has to taste good or nobody would eat that crap, so short males must be sexy or nobody would ever fuck the wee buggers. And there's the matter of perception. Mom always liked male Chihuahuas and Whippets -- the smaller the body, the bigger the cock looked. Same with shrimp-guys.

 

[ab724u]

Not sure what is considered short or tall or if anyone should really care, just know the world is generally designed for women or men around 5 7, otherwise, awkwardness ensues on usability of most things. Its all relative. Women do prefer generally that men be a bit taller than them but usually 2-4 inches max. There are a good mix of short and tall women and men in this world, so keeps things going...

 

[Hard_Rom]

Kitchen counter top heights were designed back in the 40s and 50s when women were supposed to stay home cooking and cleaning. At 5'10" I do not find kitchen counters ergonomic. I get a nasty lower back ache when doing dishes.

In factories ergonomic heights even for 5'4" - 5'6" people are quite high compared to kitchen counter tops.



*and how bored do you have to be to search out a 1.5 year old thread?*

 

[RobDownSouth]

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