Stranges thing you've used as a dildo?

[TheMalevolence]

Strangest thing you've used as a dildo?

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough!

So, what's the strangest thing you've put in there, and why? And, perhaps most importantly, did it work?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Anything? Really? What about a cactus?

Trident missile?

 

[TheMalevolence]

There are some really brave women out there, supposedly.

Cleopatra died when she was trying to use a snake as one... Or was I fantasising too much in High School history class?

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

PlayStation controller
Handful of sharpies
Handle of the hairbrush
Remote control
Beer bottle

 

[TheMalevolence]

The sharpies one intrigued me... Very creative!

 

[pollynova]

PlayStation controller
Handful of sharpies
Handle of the hairbrush
Remote control
Beer bottle

How many sharpies does it take to make a handful? Because if you have big hands it might take quite a few sharpies...

 

[mack4950]

When I was probably around 14-15,I had a three legged stool with screw off legs. I was about 1.5 inches in diameter maybe larger. It was fairly easy going in but was cut in such a way that the edges were sort of sharp coming out. It took me three times to figure out that this wasn't such a good idea. Thank God that I never got it stuck in there. I would be hard pressed to explain to the ED nurse in a small town rural hospital in southern WV why it was there. From then on I just sat on the headboard knob.
Signed
LOOKING FOR A LEG UP IN THE WORLD

 

[lilredknotyhood]

Hairbrush
Banana
Nylabone

 

[starrheat]

Wire Whisk
Handle of a fireplace poker
Miniature Louisville Slugger bat
Large curling iron

 

[InWord]

Bread n jam.

 

[Riles]

Really?

Okay, a tongue. It really was all wrong. Wrong shape, size and firmness. Fortunately it was independently controlled and we made things work...somehow.

 

[Miles Long]

PlayStation controller
Handful of sharpies
Handle of the hairbrush
Remote control
Beer bottle

What kind of beer was it?

 

[girlsmiley]

Two questions.

1. Who the fuck are you people? Except Riles, I know Riles.
2. Couldn't be bothered thinking of another question.

 

[pollynova]

Bread n jam.

What kind of bread? And what kind of jam?

 

[InWord]

What kind of bread? And what kind of jam?

Rye. without the L or the S.

 

[girlsmiley]

 

[Aphro]

Why would I want to stick all kinds of weird shit up my vag when they make perfectly good sex toys for the purpose? Once you're over 18 and are in possession of a major credit card, I can't see needing to use things like hairbrushes and produce. PlayStation remote? How fucking big is that cavern?

Although I do admit to using the handle end of a battery operated vibrating toothbrush on my clit once. Just to see if it would work. It did.

 

[DS_Curious]

I used a...

Cucumber and it was magnificent. Now it's made me wonder what the real thing would feel like...although I don't think the real life situation will ever present itself.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He was a tall swede, it was hard maneuvering with him in a tiny compact. He was all legs and arms. He was crazy and had a thing for hair-metal and fried banana sandwiches.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

A bottle

Well, the neck. And a carrot more recently.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A blowfish seems like the ultimate achievement.

 

[jezzilee]

A screwdriver in a hardware store

 

[Lord Pmann]

A screwdriver in a hardware store

You got screwed. Literally.

 

[Trimjob69]

Hammer handle

 

[Not Normal]

Why would I want to stick all kinds of weird shit up my vag when they make perfectly good sex toys for the purpose? Once you're over 18 and are in possession of a major credit card, I can't see needing to use things like hairbrushes and produce. PlayStation remote? How fucking big is that cavern?

Although I do admit to using the handle end of a battery operated vibrating toothbrush on my clit once. Just to see if it would work. It did.

Some people experiment before they have the means to get a credit card, or are a legal adult.