Most GB posters are alcoholics

[Jennifer]

didn't we just do this shit like a couple months ago? we even had a poll that time.

You're an angry alcoholic.

 

[Brollyanna]

And now I worry that the wineglass is empty and the wine bottle doesn't have a remote control.
Girlsmiley - could you get some Aussie inventor to invent Wine-Fi?

 

[ChinaBandit]

I never said this was a bad thing.

 

[Paendragon]

I just take a drink every time someone says a variant of "the GB sucks".

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wrong Element]

Without Sinny and Garnate, this thread is ... well, it's still pretty awesome, but nowhere near its full potential.

 

[AllyRose]

I just take a drink every time someone says a variant of "the GB sucks".

I only drink when I'm thirsty.

And when I'm not thirsty.

 

[domroger]

I am not an alcoholic ,I can stop when I want .I just don't want to .

 

[Paendragon]

You're really drunk!

In eakky bit rpp bad.

*drool*

 

[Paendragon]

I only drink when I'm thirsty.

And when I'm not thirsty.

And on Friday.

And every other day.

 

[yossi]

Only the ones that end in "y."

 

[1HF]

Day wasted is where it's at...

A day drinking is not a day wasted.

 

[AllyRose]

Tomorrow is the only day that I don't drink.

But today is tomorrow's yesterday, so I'll be drinking. And once tomorrow rolls around, it'll be today. So I get to drink!

 

[eyer]

There is no single other additive more destructive to interpersonal human relations of all types than alcohol; it's contribution to the criminal mind is legendary; it's wholesale devastation is chronic...

...yet, here on the playground, it's a joyous toy to played with.

And still there are those who wonder why every succeeding generation is condemned to alcohol's curse, too...

...as their ancestors insist it's not a problem for them at all, that their dependency is actually an enormously enjoyable elective.

Friggin' bozos no different from a doublespeak Budweiser ad championing, Drink responsibly...

...to suckers born every minute.

 

[Miles Long]

Maybe this is just the booze talking, but I want you all to know I love booze.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Shut the fuck up eyer. Dope.

 

[Paendragon]

I drink every time eyer uses ellipses.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I drink every time eyer uses ellipses.

I do shots every time eyer purposefully misspells a cuss word.

Then I do double shots every time eyer forgets to purposefully misspell a cuss word.

Which has been happening more frequently as of late for some reason. *hic*

 

[kbate]

And now I worry that the wineglass is empty and the wine bottle doesn't have a remote control.
Girlsmiley - could you get some Aussie inventor to invent Wine-Fi?

The Remote Control was invented in the year 250 when some fat lazy roman said, to his wife, "Bitch, bring me some wine".

true.

 

[RedAllan]

I drink

 

[girlsmiley]

And now I worry that the wineglass is empty and the wine bottle doesn't have a remote control.
Girlsmiley - could you get some Aussie inventor to invent Wine-Fi?

The wine bottle does have a remote. Your batteries are proudly just fat.

Wine-Fi?

I could send you some Brown Brothers in the mail if you like.

http://www.brownbrothers.com.au

 

[Paendragon]

I do shots every time eyer purposefully misspells a cuss word.

Then I do double shots every time eyer forgets to purposefully misspell a cuss word.

Which has been happening more frequently as of late for some reason. *hic*

Does "friggin'" count?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=66782543#post66782543

Drink!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I drink every time eyer uses ellipses.

Hardcore....

 

[parodyluvr75]

I drink every time eyer uses ellipses.

If I did that, I'd be drunk with one post!

 

[1HF]

I drink every time someone posts in the blurt thread.