Most GB posters are alcoholics

[ChinaBandit]

My estimate is between 50.1 and 99.9 percent. Certainly, the vast majority of females (real or pretend) are drunks.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

They say 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 84% of those that read them believe them whether they're accurate or not. It's a song.

 

[yossi]

Most GB posters aren't great at statistics, so I'll take this post with a grain of salt which will go great with a shot of patron.

 

[Miles Long]

They say 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 84% of those that read them believe them whether they're accurate or not. It's a song.

Todd Snider, right?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Tricky on the phone, but try:

Www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUK6zjtUj00

 

[1HF]

I better start day drinking so I can catch up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Define "alcoholic".


Most people get confused at this basic level, so any-n-all "observations" are largely useless after that point.

 

[Setanta84]

The generalization I would go with is that we're not dealing with rocket scientists and brain surgeons on the board.

I don't know if it's just the political threads but there are a lot of people here who seem to think just regurgitating popular secondhand interpretations of things or actually being able to read something--once and basically scanning--counts as critical thought/close reading.

 

[Wrong Element]

The generalization I would go with is that we're not dealing with rocket scientists and brain surgeons on the board.

I don't know if it's just the political threads but there are a lot of people here who seem to think just regurgitating popular secondhand interpretations of things or actually being able to read something--once and basically scanning--counts as critical thought/close reading.

tl,dr

 

[1HF]

The generalization I would go with is that we're not dealing with rocket scientists and brain surgeons on the board.

I don't know if it's just the political threads but there are a lot of people here who seem to think just regurgitating popular secondhand interpretations of things or actually being able to read something--once and basically scanning--counts as critical thought/close reading.

I don't understand why you gb haters stick around then if it's so awful.

 

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[PeteHulbert37]

I'm hoping for an extended lunch break today.

 

[BotanyBoy]

The generalization I would go with is that we're not dealing with rocket scientists and brain surgeons on the board.

I don't know if it's just the political threads but there are a lot of people here who seem to think just regurgitating popular secondhand interpretations of things or actually being able to read something--once and basically scanning--counts as critical thought/close reading.

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LOL

Going largely ignored myself I kinda sympathize with you.....but we are assholes so I guess we deserve it.

 

[AllyRose]

Id purposal a reshponsh... but fuck... i need... moar beer.

 

[Miles Long]

This whiskey could use less coffee in it.

 

[1HF]

This!

Also, I could go for a margarita right now. Lemon.

Let's get junk food for lunch with giant punch bowl margaritas.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I give most a dual diagnosis: Alcoholism plus bipolar disorder.

All on lithium-carbonate, raise your skirt.

 

[AllyRose]

This whiskey could use less coffee in it.

 

[AllyRose]

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[Miles Long]

My latest favorite, although in truth I wouldn't debase it by adding coffee to it. I'll put Jameson in my coffee, but this stuff I drink neat or maybe with one ice cube.

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/900/irish_red1.jpg

 

[1HF]

I give most a dual diagnosis: Alcoholism plus bipolar disorder.

All on lithium-carbonate, raise your skirt.

The men here wear skirts also?

 

[Miles Long]

The men here wear skirts also?

I've had my skirt lifted permanently. More efficient that way.

 

[AllyRose]

Only JBJ... cause he wants to feel pretty.

And will likely never get to see a real woman wearing one.

 

[1HF]

I've had my skirt lifted permanently. More efficient that way.

I bet you don't wear anything underneath it either. Slut.

Only JBJ... cause he wants to feel pretty.

And will likely never get to see a real woman wearing one.

This seems pretty accurate.

This thread needs more alcohol.

 

[AllyRose]

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