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Laurel & Manu: Ready to Retire?

It says that it is hosted right about Smooth's place. Is Laurel Smooth???:eek:
...or stubbly?​
 
That analytic site sez my personal website is worth US$8.95. I think it's inflated.
 
SuprSalor said:
I can remember Lit being #17 on the the 'net.. now its 2,305?
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I think it might be 17 in "adult" sites or something like that.

Still, being in the top 2500 of all sites on the internet, that's pretty damn good.
 
When I suggested that Literotica, the product of which is provided by the writers, was worth millions, Laurel got a little bitchy.
 
Yes, i noticed they are secretly located in Smoot's house.

But not in the basement.

That's where he lives.
 
if it's worth that now, think about the value in 15-20 years. i say hold out, and let the GB be as is. i don't want to think about what will happen to this place when laurel retires. :(
 
Whiny old wingnuts are driving the price down fast.
 
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Really? Come on, kitty mama, run a spell check...


:heart:
 
sr71plt said:
When I suggested that Literotica, the product of which is provided by the writers, was worth millions, Laurel got a little bitchy.
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Well yeah....your "writing" dropped the site's value by $87,000 last year.
 
The server is in Florida now. I guess Smoot kicked Laurel out.
 
Lancecastor said:
Well yeah....your "writing" dropped the site's value by $87,000 last year.
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I was shooting for $100,000.

Dollars to donuts, of course, you didn't contribute a single story last year and are just a parasitic drone here, sucking on the tit for free. Just a welfare drone. ;)

Two stories thirteen years ago. They must have really tired you out. :D

But then, I guess maybe the advertisers only invest in Lit. to be close to your sparkling personality. :D
 
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You call yourself a "writer"....

... Yet every one of your posts in this thread use the same hackneyed phrases.

"Parasitic drones" seems to bring you joy... But in truth, it's weak and lame.

But hey, keep trying!
 
Hypoxia said:
That analytic site sez my personal website is worth US$8.95. I think it's inflated.
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That's what it valued mine at too. Maybe we should merge our site, then they would be worth double. Right? ;)
 
Lancecastor said:
You call yourself a "writer"....

... Yet every one of your posts in this thread use the same hackneyed phrases.

"Parasitic drones" seems to bring you joy... But in truth, it's weak and lame.

But hey, keep trying!
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The truth is the truth, baby. It doesn't need a Thesaurus. And I can see that it struck home (which was its purpose), because you whined about it.

I'm supposing that Laurel spends so much time on the GB with the hopes that she can cajole some of you parasitic lot to contribute something bankable to the Web site. But . . . it . . . just . . . isn't happening. :rolleyes:

I suppose we could continue this toing and froing that you started, Lancecastor, but I can manage to write stories to add to the bankable product of the site at the same time and you have demonstrated that you can't/won't and will still wind up being the useless parasitic drone here in the end. :D
 
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Profiles in Buggery: Meet Lit's "SR71PLT"

( deserves its own thread)
 
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It's a free site, paid for by advertising like so many others. I bet your gay stories haven't contributed a tenth as much as a single ad for dildos. Should we all start singing their praises, too? And have you ever considered that there are thousands of people who come here and click on links and add to the advertising click-through product who never read the stories at all?
 
DesEsseintes said:
It's a free site, paid for by advertising like so many others. I bet your gay stories haven't contributed a tenth as much as a single ad for dildos. Should we all start singing their praises, too? And have you ever considered that there are thousands of people who come here and click on links and add to the advertising click-through product who never read the stories at all?
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So your contribution is that you make dildos and sell them here with a big cut going to Laurel, I take it. Or even that you've ever clicked on an advertiser's link here. :D

What a bunch of freeloading slackers.

The product of the site is the stories, genius. There are wheelspinning whining forums like the GB all over the net--few attracting advertisers, though. It's the stories that bring the advertisers, which involves erotcia writers and readers. Let me take a wild guess to assume you are neither. :D

We've already settled where LanceCastor is in the greater scheme of this Web site.
 
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