Misdemeanor coffee creamer

[blin18]

This story:
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/04/02/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/

Apparently he came in her coffee and over her desk, so only a misdemeanor. If he had cum on her clothes anywhere but over the genitals, also misdemeanor. Cum over the genitals equals felony.

The story idea: what's the back room scene where the law-makers came up with this rule, and how did they test the validity? Interns anyone?

 

[Hypoxia]

This story:
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/04/02/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/

From the report: The woman told police she inspected her desk and noticed a strong odor that resembled urine, but was a bit different and strange. She said her coffee smelled the same way and noted that she had had an ongoing issue with a experiencing a foul taste in her coffee. An ongoing issue, eh? So it's not the first time. Cheeky bugger, eh?

I'm reminded of a bartender belonging to a certain biker gang. When members of rival gangs ordered drinks, his choice of swizzlestick was rather inspired.

But I digress. Bunnies here include the ejaculation sessions themselves, his motivation(s), possible contests, hidden recordings, conspiratorial setups, etc; and yes, the discussions and test-runs by legislators and prosecutors formulating law and policy in such cases. Are many possibilities here.

 

[Carnevil9]

Here ya go......

http://xhamster.com/movies/428854/coffee_creamer.html

 

[rjordan]

Here ya go......

http://xhamster.com/movies/428854/coffee_creamer.html

If you ordered that at Starbuck's I wonder what they would write on the cup.

rj

 

[NiceNastyMann]

If you ordered that at Starbuck's I wonder what they would write on the cup.

rj

More important. Would the steaming make it just as frothy as the low-cal no fat soy 'milk'?

Hmmm. I do have an espresso machine somewhere around here.