why do you hate me?

[Bert Notorius]

it's a jealousy thing, isn't it?

 

[Bert Notorius]

i have the coolest, fucking av. ever.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.freeallimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cute-cat-memes-love-2.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj3eFZNCQAE4PfJ.jpg:medium

 

[Lancecastor]

I used to hate you.

But soooo many lower quality posters have floated up the drain from the Playground that you're now fairly cool.

Lit Relativity?

 

[Hypoxia]

Hatred implies giving a shit.

Those who don't give a shit, don't hate.

That's pretty simple

 

[Bert Notorius]

I used to hate you.

But soooo many lower quality posters have floated up the drain from the Playground that you're now fairly cool.

Lit Relativity?

i once masturbated so fast i turned into pure energy.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hatred implies giving a shit.

Those who don't give a shit, don't hate.

That's pretty simple

everyone shits. one way or another.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0177438d9e52970d-800wi

 

[Lancecastor]

i once masturbated so fast i turned into pure energy.

I would have ended that with something like "....i came on my prom date's dress"

 

[Bert Notorius]

I would have ended that with something like "....i came on my prom date's dress"

i made the mistake of marrying my prom date. it's not something i generally joke about.

 

[Lancecastor]

I came in my prom date's mouth.

I told her it was a mistake, but it wasn't.

 

[Hypoxia]

everyone shits. one way or another.

AFAIK "giving a shit" and "taking a shit" are not synonymous.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I came in my prom date's mouth.

I told her it was a mistake, but it wasn't.

who doesn't?

 

[Bert Notorius]

AFAIK "giving a shit" and "taking a shit" are not synonymous.

that takes a lot of the trepidation out of unwrapping your christmas gifts.

 

[Riles]

I don't. Granted, you do seem to have a certain stigma attached to your name. However, so far as I know we have never had an off colour experience and that's what I judge a person on...one on one contact.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I don't. Granted, you do seem to have a certain stigma attached to your name. However, so far as I know we have never had an off colour experience and that's what I judge a person on...one on one contact.

so i can stick my finger up your butt then?

 

[eyer]

so i can stick my finger up your butt then?

That seems to have some potential of becoming #1.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

That seems to have some potential of becoming #1.

More likely #2, a finger in the butt stimulates BMs, ya know?

 

[Riles]

so i can stick my finger up your butt then?

Sorry, access to my butt is spoken for.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Sorry, access to my butt is spoken for.

i'm pretty well spoken if that's all it takes.

 

[Riles]

More likely #2, a finger in the butt stimulates BMs, ya know?

Another day, another rectal probe, another dollar.

My job is so glamorous.

 

[Riles]

i'm pretty well spoken if that's all it takes.

I'm not feeling the love, you probably ask all the girls.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm not feeling the love, you probably ask all the girls.

actually, you're the first.

 

[Riles]

actually, you're the first.

Well wonder of all wonders.

I'll let ya know.