Today I saw something that I will never forget, ever!

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Today, I saw something today that will be permanently etched into my memory for the rest of my life.

I saw a morbidly obese woman washing her baby in a bucket of water in the parking lot of a gas station.

You could live 100 lifetimes and never see anything like it again, incredible!
 
Did you get the impression it was a road emergency, or was she perhaps living out of her car?
 
Had she borrowed the bucket, or did it look like something she carried with her?
 
Did you get the impression it was a road emergency, or was she perhaps living out of her car?

I think she may have lived out of her car, why else would she be bathing her infant offspring in a bucket of (probably cold) water in a gas station parking lot?
 
Today, I saw something today that will be permanently etched into my memory for the rest of my life.

I saw a morbidly obese woman washing her baby in a bucket of water in the parking lot of a gas station.

You could live 100 lifetimes and never see anything like it again, incredible!

Come to Iowa.. Be happy that she is at least washing that filthy baby!
 
When parents of young children become homeless or are reduced to living out of their cars, CPS (child protective services) usually seize their kids and put them into foster care.
 
Explosive shit emergency. Sometimes there aren't enough wet wipes in the world.
 
Explosive shit emergency. Sometimes there aren't enough wet wipes in the world.

As the second child of 7, and having had 5 of my own I have changed a lot of diapers. That was my first thought.
 
As the second child of 7, and having had 5 of my own I have changed a lot of diapers. That was my first thought.

I've never done that in a car park, but I've done it round peoples homes.
 
I bathed in the creek behind my grandmothers house, or she bathed me in a wash tub when she did laundry.

People are confused about child welfare law. Plenty of people camp out. Unless they camp at Disney World they do not have running water or electricity or toilets. DOES A CAMPER SHIT IN THE WOODS! I usta fight tooth and claw with do gooders unable to GET the idea that camping and homeless are the same thing. Hell! I did battle with school social workers who construed chicken, pork chops, and hot dogs to be shit forms of nutrition. They went ballistic when advised that such meats are okay for human consumption.

Kids can sleep in cars, they do it all the time during road trips. Moms bathe kids in rest rooms all the time.

Mike/Laurel? Pull your head outta your ass.
 
Explosive shit emergency. Sometimes there aren't enough wet wipes in the world.

As the second child of 7, and having had 5 of my own I have changed a lot of diapers. That was my first thought.
Mine as well. And I'm wondering if the "morbidly" obese woman was simply carrying the natural extra padding from the pregnancy. Leaning over a baby and squashing up one's own body is not the most flattering positions.
 
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Diaper blowouts are not pretty. If I had to, I'd wash the baby in a bucket too.
 
Many years ago, on a cold night, a deputy sheriff transported a shit encrusted woman to my hospital ER. Shit was caked on her like wet grass on the bottom of a lawn mower.

So I had my serfs connect a hose to a hot/cold water faucet, put laundry soap in a pail, and scrub her down. When the shit was loose they blasted her with the hose till she was clean enough to eat off of.
 
Many years ago, on a cold night, a deputy sheriff transported a shit encrusted woman to my hospital ER. Shit was caked on her like wet grass on the bottom of a lawn mower.

So I had my serfs connect a hose to a hot/cold water faucet, put laundry soap in a pail, and scrub her down. When the shit was loose they blasted her with the hose till she was clean enough to eat off of.

Oh my god, please tell us more about this horrrifying story and why she was covered from head to toe in shit.

Was she a scat whore?
 
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And when one sees someone this pathetic and down on their luck one should of course

Immediately run to the internet and mock them like the lifeless loser the OP is.

Surprised he saw her, I figured he would be staring at his phone app to watch his SYM of Heather what's her face give a blow job.
 
I was in an elevator when a guy shit his pants.

He got on and looked okay. But right after the door closed, he let out a squeaker. He turned to the others in the elevator and was like, "Oh God, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to do that!" Then all the sudden his eyes crossed and it sounded like a machine gun going off.

"Oh my God. I just shit my pants. For real. I just shit my pants." He got off as soon as the elevator doors opened. The whole backside of his pants were wet. He waddled off, with shit leaking down his pant legs and was muttering. "I shit my pants. I can't believe I just shit my pants."

And yes, the smell was fucking horrible. I didn't know human beings could actually make smells like that.
 
Today, I saw something today that will be permanently etched into my memory for the rest of my life.

I saw a morbidly obese woman washing her baby in a bucket of water in the parking lot of a gas station.

You could live 100 lifetimes and never see anything like it again, incredible!

That's what you'll never forget?

Bro, what have you been doing your whole life?
 
I was in an elevator when a guy shit his pants.

He got on and looked okay. But right after the door closed, he let out a squeaker. He turned to the others in the elevator and was like, "Oh God, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to do that!" Then all the sudden his eyes crossed and it sounded like a machine gun going off.

"Oh my God. I just shit my pants. For real. I just shit my pants." He got off as soon as the elevator doors opened. The whole backside of his pants were wet. He waddled off, with shit leaking down his pant legs and was muttering. "I shit my pants. I can't believe I just shit my pants."

And yes, the smell was fucking horrible. I didn't know human beings could actually make smells like that.

Oh my. :D
 
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