I am looking for a few good men!

[BBCslave1977]

I love heavy cumming dominant top well hung men who'll fuck me and feed me as much hot creamy lumpy sweet but slightly salty superior cum so I can eat and swallow gallons of semen every time you cum! Tell me what else I can do for your superior cum?

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[parodyluvr75]

I love heavy cumming dominant top well hung men who'll fuck me and feed me as much hot creamy lumpy sweet but slightly salty superior cum so I can eat and swallow gallons of semen every time you cum! Tell me what else I can do for your superior cum?

I'm looking for one good man, more than one is a headache and I hate juggling them. My arms get tired. They can be on the top or the bottom or to the side but they need endurance and a can do attitude.

 

[pollynova]

If you think that a man can produce gallons worth of cum, you will be very disappointed.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Tell me what else I can do for your superior cum?

If you really want my superior cum, slice open your arms, tease out the nerve endings, and file them into dust using sandpaper. That gets my snooty spermatazoa really motile.

 

[Noor]

OP sounds male to me, and/or someone who has never had sex

 

[yossi]

Lumpy?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e1d90062e96912a106ef2e71cbc99e8be95dfd1d_m.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

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[Garnate]

OP sounds male to me, and/or someone who has never had sex

I was thinking virgin, too.

 

[Wings]

I love heavy cumming dominant top well hung men who'll fuck me and feed me as much hot creamy lumpy sweet but slightly salty superior cum so I can eat and swallow gallons of semen every time you cum! Tell me what else I can do for your superior cum?

There are plenty of places to find man on man love on this site.

 

[Aquagal]

What he really wants is a bukkake.

 

[Riles]

"Lumpy" reminds me of a blow job gone wrong in my past where I didn't find the cum that went astray till I was looking in my rear view mirror and saw this hunk of white goop on my shoulder. Which would have been fine if I hadn't walked around with it there for an hour in public.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I knew you were all men.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Lumpy" reminds me of a blow job gone wrong in my past where I didn't find the cum that when astray till I was looking in my rear view mirror and saw this hunk of white goop on my shoulder. Which would have been fine if I hadn't walked around with it there for an hour in public.

That must've been some pow'ful splooge if it retained its gluey pearlescence after an hour.

Usually the stuff just goes clear n' cold after a minute or two in exposed air before drying. Maybe everyone thought you had an avant-garde artsy brooch or something!

 

[neci]

i had a dream this morning where someone walked up to me and squirted cum all over my face.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

That's considered polite in some cultures.

 

[Riles]

That must've been some pow'ful splooge if it retained its gluey pearlescence after an hour.

Usually the stuff just goes clear n' cold after a minute or two in exposed air before drying. Maybe everyone thought you had an avant-garde artsy brooch or something!

Oddly enough, that particular cock alway shot really thick cum. Not the half watery, pearly looking stuff of most, but like badly written porn jizz. After an hour it was this lump of whitish goo stuck to me like marshmallow from a can.

Now I'm wondering again why it was always so thick. Kinda makes me want to gag a little remembering, were it not for the truly beautiful specimen of a man it came out of.

I need to google what makes cum thick beyond the usual answers.

 

[Not Normal]

"Lumpy" reminds me of a blow job gone wrong in my past where I didn't find the cum that went astray till I was looking in my rear view mirror and saw this hunk of white goop on my shoulder. Which would have been fine if I hadn't walked around with it there for an hour in public.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013104/rs_560x415-131104124556-1024.theres-something-about-mary-hair-gel-diaz.jpg

 

[Riles]

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013104/rs_560x415-131104124556-1024.theres-something-about-mary-hair-gel-diaz.jpg

Thank you! I knew there was a movie I felt a connection to in that moment, I just couldn't remember it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oddly enough, that particular cock alway shot really thick cum. Not the half watery, pearly looking stuff of most, but like badly written porn jizz. After an hour it was this lump of whitish goo stuck to me like marshmallow from a can.

Now I'm wondering again why it was always so thick. Kinda makes me want to gag a little remembering, were it not for the truly beautiful specimen of a man it came out of.

I need to google what makes cum thick beyond the usual answers.

Injecting cottage cheese into the testicles.

 

[rimmy]

Injecting cottage cheese into the testicles.

I cringed.


A lot.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Superior Splooge

http://www.flmag.com/sites/default/files/chunky_yogurt.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann....that might be yogurt. Sowwy.

Italian throat yogurt.

I know what filled that bowl. Don't ask me how I know.