to much sex on your mind?
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Lord Pmann
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I'm too busy practicing adverbs. 
All dickery aside, I don't know if I think about it too much, but I think about it a lot. Like, all the time. Maybe more than most of the general population. Or maybe I embrace it. Who knows.
*runs away to masturbate*
All dickery aside, I don't know if I think about it too much, but I think about it a lot. Like, all the time. Maybe more than most of the general population. Or maybe I embrace it. Who knows.
*runs away to masturbate*
lovecraft68
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Yeah between writing stories and surfing lit....everything is sex.
Woman today at work was telling another woman how she had a coupon for a free facial....
Yeah.....
Woman today at work was telling another woman how she had a coupon for a free facial....
Yeah.....
jezzilee
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I am constantly trying to keep a straight face when talking to people and they say things that can have alternate sexual meanings....
Yesterday I was putting a charm in the ear bud hole of my iPhone and noticed it looked so much like a butt plug. Made me giggle!
PayDay
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Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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You give yourself way two much credit.
restless_bob
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I think about it way too much.
1HF
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1HF
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To mock the pervs, duh.
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1HF
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Yep. Ask around. I'm the most vanilla mother fucker here. I just come around to judge all of you and picture your eternal damnation.
Shhhh.
restless_bob
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Miles Long
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Sex is dirty and gross and wrong and leads you to do vile and abhorrent things to other human beings, filling you with shame and making you question your humanity.
At least if you do it right.
At least if you do it right.
1HF
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Who doesn't? Whores, that's who.
I spilled ice cream, so I beat you to it.
Sex is dirty and gross and wrong and leads you to do vile and abhorrent things to other human beings, filling you with shame and making you question your humanity.
At least if you do it right.
This.
Which is why I abstain.
Jennifer
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Sex is dirty and gross and wrong and leads you to do vile and abhorrent things to other human beings, filling you with shame and making you question your humanity.
At least if you do it right.
Fuck, I hope you are single!
Miles Long
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Fuck, I hope you are single!
I am single and Charles Manson is engaged. #perspective
