Matchmaking for Mike Yates.

[DesEsseintes]

Mike, after your years of you stalking impossible celebrities in your search for love, I believe I may have found your perfect match.

I present your soulmate: Philomena Cunk.

I hope you will be very happy together.

 

[Tryharder62]

Wow! How did you do that? Best of Luck Mike.

 

[butters]

Wow! How did you do that? Best of Luck Mike.

philomena is something of an emerging starlet. her thoughts are amazing, like some weird script from a cunk of a show that the dali llama might watch if he wasn't so busy thinking about alpacas and anti-spitting legislation....

 

[DesEsseintes]

philomena is something of an emerging starlet. her thoughts are amazing, like some weird script from a cunk of a show that the dali llama might watch if he wasn't so busy thinking about alpacas and anti-spitting legislation....

I think she's absolutely wonderful - the deadly serious demeanour, the weird dream-logic that sort of makes an awful sense: she really does remind me of Mike. Imagine their children! Imagine the birthday parties they would throw?

Her piece on architecture recently was hilarious.

 

[butters]

I think she's absolutely wonderful - the deadly serious demeanour, the weird dream-logic that sort of makes an awful sense: she really does remind me of Mike. Imagine their children! Imagine the birthday parties they would throw?

Her piece on architecture recently was hilarious.

the whole wipe is extraordinary

as for imagining their children... that's rather cruel of you when i need to go to sleep soon

 

[DesEsseintes]

the whole wipe is extraordinary

as for imagining their children... that's rather cruel of you when i need to go to sleep soon

Sorry! And yes, Charlie Brooker has long been a hero of mine. But she is a real gem even in that context. And her 'next week on Moments of Wonder' ideas sound exactly like a Mike thread:

'Where does your lap go when you stand up?'

'Which is the heaviest month?'

 

[Jennifer]

Sorry! And yes, Charlie Brooker has long been a hero of mine. But she is a real gem even in that context. And her 'next week on Moments of Wonder' ideas sound exactly like a Mike thread:

'Where does your lap go when you stand up?'

'Which is the heaviest month?'

Seriously, where does your lap go?? It can't just disappear!

 

[Que]

Behind every "beautiful mind" should be a woman glad he is confined to the shed.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Seriously, where does your lap go?? It can't just disappear!

Ask a doctor! They must do a whole section on laps during their years and years of training.

Behind every "beautiful mind" should be a woman glad he is confined to the shed.

What's wrong with two beautiful minds making beautiful love, Query? Don't be so 1950s!
The first 90 seconds of this, on Twelve Years a Slave and racism, are sublime. 'They all had to collect bits of cloud which had got stuck on trees, which sounds like a really nice job from a fairy book.'

 

[Garnate]

Wait, we're almost out of dinosaurs??

 

[DesEsseintes]

Wait, we're almost out of dinosaurs??

I'm pretty sure there's one called Jen, in Florida, though she has been reclassified since as Ego sempervirens and may in fact just be a fat alligator from the sewers. The eyersaurus has been tentatively proposed as a new species altogether, but is difficult to classify with any certainty in the absence of any trace of a backbone.

 

[Garnate]

I'm pretty sure there's one called Jen, in Florida, though she has been reclassified since as Ego sempervirens and may in fact just be a fat alligator from the sewers. The eyersaurus has been tentatively proposed as a new species altogether, but is difficult to classify with any certainty in the absence of any trace of a backbone.

I hope the eyersaurus isn't the last male of his species or it's going to die out soon.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I hope the eyersaurus isn't the last male of his species or it's going to die out soon.

Several females have been introduced to his pen but, like the giant panda, it appears he mates rarely and inefficiently.

 

[butters]

Sorry! And yes, Charlie Brooker has long been a hero of mine. But she is a real gem even in that context. And her 'next week on Moments of Wonder' ideas sound exactly like a Mike thread:

'Where does your lap go when you stand up?'

'Which is the heaviest month?'

lol - the delivery is wonderful

nite all

 

[eyer]

I'm pretty sure there's one called Jen, in Florida, though she has been reclassified since as Ego sempervirens and may in fact just be a fat alligator from the sewers. The eyersaurus has been tentatively proposed as a new species altogether, but is difficult to classify with any certainty in the absence of any trace of a backbone.

Can't turn around in this place anymore without bumping into another Dessi post about eyer.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65223831&postcount=1357

.....

 

[DesEsseintes]

I know! To be fair, I think it had been over a month. We all have relapses, but I feel I am getting stronger, eyer. Soon I shall be over my demons and able to put my addiction behind me. Thank you for your support in this.

 

[chillywilly2]

I think she's absolutely wonderful - the deadly serious demeanour, the weird dream-logic that sort of makes an awful sense: she really does remind me of Mike. Imagine their children! Imagine the birthday parties they would throw?

Her piece on architecture recently was hilarious.

She said she wasn't going to have children...

 

[DesEsseintes]

She said she wasn't going to have children...

I know, but I hope when she meets Mike she'll change her mind.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIltO3NuGkk