Questions from a newbie

[Collegecoed12]

I'm really hoping for some advice. First off, I am. 21 year old female who was originally looking for a Dom to introduce me into the lifestyle. I think I found a Dom that I feel comfortable with, but he's not available as much as I would like. I am a young woman with needs and desires. Should I consider looking for someone new who can devote more time to teaching me?

Please and thanks all!!

 

[subwannabe]

Do you know why he is not available as much as you would like?

 

[MeekMe]

I'm really hoping for some advice. First off, I am. 21 year old female who was originally looking for a Dom to introduce me into the lifestyle. I think I found a Dom that I feel comfortable with, but he's not available as much as I would like. I am a young woman with needs and desires. Should I consider looking for someone new who can devote more time to teaching me?

Please and thanks all!!

Just curious, why do all of your posts seem like a personal ad?

What is this guy supposed to be teaching you? There is no universal sub curriculum.

If you're unhappy with someone not spending enough time with you, move on and find someone else. Minus the d/s stuff, would you accept that in any other relationship?

 

[hoosurdaddy]

I'm really hoping for some advice. First off, I am. 21 year old female who was originally looking for a Dom to introduce me into the lifestyle. I think I found a Dom that I feel comfortable with, but he's not available as much as I would like. I am a young woman with needs and desires. Should I consider looking for someone new who can devote more time to teaching me?

Please and thanks all!!

Shut up bitch and get down on your knees. I'll teach you how to beg!

 

[KoPilot]

Shut up bitch and get down on your knees. I'll teach you how to beg!

According to the Hemingway editor, this is grade 0-level writing.

 

[BATEMAN_PATRICK]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[desertslave]

Good grief, is it spring break again already?

 

[KoPilot]

I live in the sod shanty on an island in the swamp. My name is Shrek. I'm 200 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little too good-looking I'll put on an entrail pack while bench pressing logs. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the entrail pack I use a macerated slug lotion. In the shower I use a mud activated amoeba cleanser, then a dung and bonemeal scrub, and on the face a lacerating gravel scrub. Then I apply a bile-fungus facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an ogre lotion with a lot of alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look scarier. Then de-moisturizer, then anti-softening eye balm followed by a final de-moisturizing ogre lotion.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I live in the sod shanty on an island in the swamp. My name is Shrek. I'm 200 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little too good-looking I'll put on an entrail pack while bench pressing logs. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the entrail pack I use a macerated slug lotion. In the shower I use a mud activated amoeba cleanser, then a dung and bonemeal scrub, and on the face a lacerating gravel scrub. Then I apply a bile-fungus facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an ogre lotion with a lot of alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look scarier. Then de-moisturizer, then anti-softening eye balm followed by a final de-moisturizing ogre lotion.

Far better than Avon!

 

[Kumo163]

Before seriously jumping into any scene with someone, please do research on your own time. There's countless articles on the internet, dedicated to spreading FACTUAL and SAFE information about different BDSM scenes. You're greatest weapon is knowledge.

 

[Katiecat]

I live in the sod shanty on an island in the swamp. My name is Shrek. I'm 200 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little too good-looking I'll put on an entrail pack while bench pressing logs. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the entrail pack I use a macerated slug lotion. In the shower I use a mud activated amoeba cleanser, then a dung and bonemeal scrub, and on the face a lacerating gravel scrub. Then I apply a bile-fungus facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an ogre lotion with a lot of alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look scarier. Then de-moisturizer, then anti-softening eye balm followed by a final de-moisturizing ogre lotion.

Aaaand....you win The Internet for today. Thanks for the laugh =)