Hello people!

[GimpyIntellect]

How is everyone's Monday?

I just got done losing a shitload of money playing poker and I'm feeling suicidal.

Only half of that is true.

I could use a hug.

 

[Conager]

Aces and 8s?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Aces and 8s?

Dead man.

 

[1HF]

Hugs not drugs!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Hugs not drugs!

You've always been one of my favorites.

 

[AllyRose]

I tend to lose a lot of clothing when playing poker.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I tend to lose a lot of clothing when playing poker.

I wish that's all I lost.

I'm usually playing naked anyway.

 

[1HF]

You've always been one of my favorites.

How's it going? Aside from the poker loss...

I tend to lose a lot of clothing when playing poker.

Want to play poker with me?*




*smooth, I know.

 

[AllyRose]

I'm all in.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How's it going? Aside from the poker loss...

Meh. I'm whatever. From the sounds of it, it would appear you had a way better weekend than me.

I'm all in.

That's what I'm supposed to say..

 

[AllyRose]

"Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have three pairs. You can't have six cards in a five-card game."

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Aww, I'll send you a picture of my tits. Something to live for.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Aww, I'll send you a picture of my tits. Something to live for.

Please hurry with the tits.

The balance of my life is at a critical stage.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Who is Shane?

 

[AllyRose]

Who is Shane?

Poker Lessons - Ocean's 11

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Poker Lessons - Ocean's 11

Classic!

I've never seen any of those movies.

I loved the all reds hand at the end.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article99714.ece/alternates/s615/augo-the-polar-bear-cub-hugs-mother-malik-479870746.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How adorable is that?!

 

[AllyRose]

Quite literally... a bear hug.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How adorable is that?!