Put your hands on me. :)

No dice, not again, unless I have a full-proof cure for this level of hangover.

Sex.

Sex and sex.

Sex and sex and sex.

Sex and sex and rest and sex, then sex again.

Sex.

Water.

Naptime, then sex again.

See where I'm going here?
 
Even hung over your sassy and funny...dang...do you laughs and sing on GNO too??? How bought dancing??? They should bottle and sell the amount of fun you could generate on one GNO...
 
I'm sensitive to a woman's need to be treated right. Now...about that burger & hj...:cool:

See, that just makes me want to ravage you :p

Even hung over your sassy and funny...dang...do you laughs and sing on GNO too??? How bought dancing??? They should bottle and sell the amount of fun you could generate on one GNO...

Nice to see you got the green back! LOL feelin better? I just cracked a bottle of Jameson's myself.


Getchur ass over to Canada! Our burgers are better!

I'm hysterical drunk or sober.
But mainly a sweetheart, cause I obviously put my girl first for getting laid before getting myself laid. ;)

You have no clue how happy I am to be posting in green again.
Going to get my damn Big Mac with extra Mac sauce.
Cause I can. :)
 
McDonald's?? I thought you wanted to feel "better"?? That shit is toxic. You need a personal chef to come cook for you ;)
 


Getchur ass over to Canada! Our burgers are better!

I'm hysterical drunk or sober.
But mainly a sweetheart, cause I obviously put my girl first for getting laid before getting myself laid. ;)

You have no clue how happy I am to be posting in green again.
Going to get my damn Big Mac with extra Mac sauce.
Cause I can. :)
LOL the salt helps with the hangover LOL

I do need to get my ass to Canada. What's the best place to visit?
 
You are a sweetheart for many things. Not to mention lovely, very lovely :D
Thank you :)

*snort* mac sauce. :D

Best kind there is, second- S&S :)

McDonald's?? I thought you wanted to feel "better"?? That shit is toxic. You need a personal chef to come cook for you ;)

McDonalds is life. Americans have nasty McDonalds' burgers so that's why you'd think that lol
LOL the salt helps with the hangover LOL

I do need to get my ass to Canada. What's the best place to visit?

My house, duh :) BUT I dunno, Canada's an awfully big country. Are you sure you don't wanna see the Northern Lights instead?

Tomorrow.

I may need some food in there somewhere too...
I like a woman who knows what she wants. :devil:

:devil:
 
Really? You had a chance to say special sauce on a sex site and didn't?

Because you already know the "special sauce" I'm craving.
I don't think that part is transparent in any message.
:rolleyes:

You ass, don't derail my thread to talk about Mac Sauce. Its delicious ;) :heart:
 
Because you already know the "special sauce" I'm craving.
I don't think that part is transparent in any message.
:rolleyes:

You ass, don't derail my thread to talk about Mac Sauce. Its delicious ;) :heart:

I could say I'm craving your buns but that's just being ridiculous.
 
Oh come on, that one is easy. You obviously need more than one cock in your mouth.
 
Know what chicken mcnuggets and I have in common??

We both cum in a box.

:eek:
 
Well insofar as Mickey D's happy meals go the one you selected isn't all that bad. Nope. Won't make no snide comments 'cause your a big girl and all that. At least you sure look like one of those hot girls you want your Dad to say "You dog" about and your Mom to look down her nose at you when the girl's not looking.
 
MW :heart:
I think you win.
Only because I'm not a fan of toys, and am eager to see what they're offering this month! ;)


Those were pretty good though boys. I wish I had some to add.
Except pretty soon I'll have Mac Sauce on my lips. :kiss:
 
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