Same thing.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today
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Same thing.
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Your response makes me very sad for you.
It shouldn't.
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Lorilei
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Sex in a box.
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https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1368&bih=710&q=dick+in+a+box+gif&oq=dick+in+a+box+gif&gs_l=img.3...2196.6285.0.6620.17.4.0.13.13.0.128.409.3j1.4.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.62.img..12.5.415.uOyhBdFhH_U#imgdii=_&imgrc=0qTUYevhpytLDM%253A%3B3n_e4_dWA8T1DM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fmedia.tumblr.com%252Ftumblr_lli3giYsgM1qzxv57.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fexcusesflyingby.tumblr.com%252F%3B477%3B250
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I've never known someone to enjoy papercuts as much as you.
How big of a box?
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Pretty big. It's more like a small, enclosed room on the set.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/thumbnail_570x321/2014/08/we_tv_sex_box.jpg
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Ha! I almost said "not to be confused with dick in a box".
I've never known anyone to get a paper cut from fucking a pussy.
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I've not heard anyone call a vagina a "box" since junior high school.
You must be really young.
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Riles, you'll never be alone in the category of people who freak out in this situation. You'll make it through just fine but my thoughts are with you. Remember how strong you are inside. Plus, karate. 
The world is not ready for that.
I wouldn't be too sure of that. I know the entire board, every single poster, would appreciate something like "Garnate is so cool and I'm so lucky to read her posts, which are as awesome as her, and she should definitely have a tiara and wear it everywhere, every day, even to the grocery store" but it doesn't really roll off the tongue or fit in the title box so I'm thinking: The "Your mom's an isolated blurt" thread. But that's just an idea. "Your mom is" will always be my favorite fake insult.In my opinion you're the only one capable of naming one.
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The world is not ready for that.
Hardly. But once you learn slang, you don't forget it.
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My Yahoo home screen changed. Iman, I'm blaming you for this.
Sardines again?
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As of today, we are officially 1/3 of the way along. Time is flying by.
I am in love with our new home. It is bright and airy, but downright cozy, too. I can't wait for warm weather to take advantage of the yard and porch. It's been so long since I had a front porch. I'm envisioning giant hanging ferns and a couple of rocking chairs. Maybe a porch swing. Definitely a swing. And raised planters in the yard for growing tomatoes and herbs. And Clutch says it's to be the Summer of The Grill.
I need to find him a "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Cook" apron.
I am in love with our new home. It is bright and airy, but downright cozy, too. I can't wait for warm weather to take advantage of the yard and porch. It's been so long since I had a front porch. I'm envisioning giant hanging ferns and a couple of rocking chairs. Maybe a porch swing. Definitely a swing. And raised planters in the yard for growing tomatoes and herbs. And Clutch says it's to be the Summer of The Grill.
I need to find him a "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Cook" apron.
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Niiiiiice! :smooch:As of today, we are officially 1/3 of the way along. Time is flying by.
I am in love with our new home. It is bright and airy, but downright cozy, too. I can't wait for warm weather to take advantage of the yard and porch. It's been so long since I had a front porch. I'm envisioning giant hanging ferns and a couple of rocking chairs. Maybe a porch swing. Definitely a swing. And raised planters in the yard for growing tomatoes and herbs. And Clutch says it's to be the Summer of The Grill.
I need to find him a "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Cook" apron.
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Yay!! I want to catch it. I love cats.
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As of today, we are officially 1/3 of the way along. Time is flying by.
I am in love with our new home. It is bright and airy, but downright cozy, too. I can't wait for warm weather to take advantage of the yard and porch. It's been so long since I had a front porch. I'm envisioning giant hanging ferns and a couple of rocking chairs. Maybe a porch swing. Definitely a swing. And raised planters in the yard for growing tomatoes and herbs. And Clutch says it's to be the Summer of The Grill.
I need to find him a "Kiss Me, I'm An Irish Cook" apron.
Love!
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Not Normal
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There's a butcher here that makes all kinds of flavored Brats, we'll bring the variety pack!!!You and Bluey are officially invited to ALL THE COOKOUTS!
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Farrah
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NN, Bluey, and bratwurst? That may be the ultimate trifecta.
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