The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[bg23]

Kristin Ritter

10/10 would bang

 

[lovetoread]

It should be legal for me to rear end all of the stupid idiots who refuse to clean off their cars.

If I can get my freaking jeep cleaned off, you can clean off the freaking sedans.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Sun is shining on the ice, making the ice crack. The sound is eerie.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Killswitch]

Lets get this to 5000 for Garnates Birthday so she can have the thread for the next round.

Make it so.

 

[Garnate]

Lets get this to 5000 for Garnates Birthday so she can have the thread for the next round.

Make it so.

Hah! That would actually be awesome; I've never named a blurt thread before.

 

[Miles Long]

Hah! That would actually be awesome; I've never named a blurt thread before.

That's a big responsibility. Don't fuck it up!

 

[Tryharder62]

Well I shall do my part.

 

[BonaFideBlonde]

The Sun is shining on the ice, making the ice crack. The sound is eerie.

I know exactly what you mean. It is eerie and it can be Erie, but I really like that sound.

 

[Riles]

I really, really don't want to see the ex today. I couldn't sleep all last night as I was stressed over the impending friction.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Lets get this to 5000 for Garnates Birthday so she can have the thread for the next round.

Make it so.

Best thing I've ever seen you post. Great idea.

 

[cleaver]

the odd one's recap
is both creepy
and...

more

 

[Killswitch]

Hah! That would actually be awesome; I've never named a blurt thread before.

In my opinion you're the only one capable of naming one.

#sunbukkake

 

[DesEsseintes]

I really, really don't want to see the ex today. I couldn't sleep all last night as I was stressed over the impending friction.

Here's hoping for a frictionless meeting.

 

[Riles]

Also, don't buy these Dare Cookie Chip things in the salted caramel....don't! You will take two and eat six, eat six and go back for four more.

Help!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I really, really don't want to see the ex today. I couldn't sleep all last night as I was stressed over the impending friction.

You have my most sincere sympathy. When my GF has to meet her ex (visitation), she gets a two day stomach ache from stress.

 

[Wings]

The creepiest creeper that ever creeped.


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Riles, imagine yourself kneeing him in the balls until he's crying. Then you can smile the whole time and confuse him. Good luck.

 

[Riles]

You have my most sincere sympathy. When my GF has to meet her ex (visitation), she gets a two day stomach ache from stress.

Thank you.

I think I'm stress eating, this is going to mean a brutal punishment in karate tomorrow.

 

[islandman]

Dr David Evans: Global Warming is Marmalade

I blame it on the tired.

 

[Tryharder62]

Dr. Suess has a birthday today. I do not like it with a fox, I do not like it in a box.

 

[toubab]

Dr. Suess has a birthday today. I do not like it with a fox, I do not like it in a box.

I do like it in a box.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I was reading on CNBC about 3D selfies and immediately thought of Garnate...

 

[Lorilei]

Apparently there is a reality show called Sex Box, and one of my friends was on it.

These are weird times we're living in.

 

[islandman]

Is it about having sex in a box?

Or with a box?