Idiot or moron?

I am neither a fan of Luk nor Spidey.
 
Are you a fan of one? Both? Neither?

There are degrees of idiocy, blithering idiot, goddamned idiot, and fucking idiot, in ascending scale.

Morons only come in one grade.

I try to choose the proper designation, as is warranted.
 
Fucktard has been my usual favorite ... even though I rarely use it anymore.
 
There are degrees of idiocy, blithering idiot, goddamned idiot, and fucking idiot, in ascending scale.

Morons only come in one grade.

I try to choose the proper designation, as is warranted.

I'm glad you're conscientious and precise in addressing the stupid, but I'm afraid the nuances are lost on them.

Fucktard has been my usual favorite ... even though I rarely use it anymore.

My variation on that is fuckwit.
 
Talking to them only results in frustration.

The trick is to know when to stop talking.

I once had an employee named Freddie. He was scheduled to start work at 7:30 am.

Me: Freddie, you've been ten minutes late, three times this week. What's the problem.
Freddie: Traffics been real bad. It takes longer to get here than it used to.
Me: When do you leave for work?
Freddie: 7:15
Me: You need to leave earlier.
Freddie: But I only live fifteen minutes away.
 
The trick is to know when to stop talking.

I once had an employee named Freddie. He was scheduled to start work at 7:30 am.

Me: Freddie, you've been ten minutes late, three times this week. What's the problem.
Freddie: Traffics been real bad. It takes longer to get here than it used to.
Me: When do you leave for work?
Freddie: 7:15
Me: You need to leave earlier.
Freddie: But I only live fifteen minutes away.

Ouch, his answers hurt my head.
Freddy wasn't even a little bright.
 
Ouch, his answers hurt my head.
Freddy wasn't even a little bright.

I first met Freddie when I was 19. He brought his car to the shop where I worked. Twenty years later, he applied to be a porter(janitor) in the dealership where I was shop foreman. He recognized me and remembered my name. For the most part, he was a good employee.

He was a blithering idiot, but had his uses.
 
I guess you made an impression on him. I've known a few of those, they do occasionally have their uses.
 
I guess you made an impression on him. I've known a few of those, they do occasionally have their uses.

How nice of you to acknowledge that people with below average intelligence 'occasionally have their uses.'
 
If you think this is a serious thread, that's your problem not mine. Welcome to ignore.
 
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