The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Noor]

I noticed this.

You are no fool

 

[snugglestruggle]

You are no fool

I plead the 5th hehe

 

[smoothg103rd]

If you want to better yourself you'll need to think of something better.

Mother jokes are the lowest form of insult. I truly believe you can do better if you just give it some thought. Maybe you could use this as incentive to get your GED. Think of all the smack you can lay down once you improve your vocabulary. It's fun going back and forth with you but when it degenerates into mother jokes it loses it's appeal.


And speaking of yo mama jokes...best yo mama joke ever

Yo mama jokes isn't all I got. It's just a go to. I watch all of Shaq All Stars Comedy. Lavelle was probably one of the funnier ones. The best yo mama joke ever, yo mama so short, she can hang jump of a curve.

 

[Que]

Yo mama jokes isn't all I got. It's just a go to. I watch all of Shaq All Stars Comedy. Lavelle was probably one of the funnier ones. The best yo mama joke ever: yo mama so short, she can hang-jump off a curb.

Took me a minute to work out that one. A couple of letters were wrong.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Took me a minute to work out that one. A couple of letters were wrong.

Yeah that's it, thanks.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I call it supper, too. Or I use dinner and supper interchangeably.

In England, supper was traditionally a later, lighter and less elaborate substitute for dinner. You might even have both, if you had an early dinner and a late night.

I've covered the various forms of 'tea as meal' elsewhere, so I won't go into that, but it can also be the last meal of the day.

 

[dolf]

everyone I know calls lunch dinner. I struggle not to frown.

 

[Killswitch]

everyone I know calls lunch dinner. I struggle not to frown.

Turn your frown...upside down!

 

[Not His Toy]

-and smile that frown away.....................

 

[toubab]

https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...a&sigb=12v54s0ih&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

Actual newscast. I know, it's so bad in so many ways to laugh at this, but damnit, it's funny. I just came across it again today, and thought it seems exactly like the kind of hoax one of you bastards on this board would perpetrate, so I'd put it here.

 

[smoothg103rd]

https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...a&sigb=12v54s0ih&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

Actual newscast. I know, it's so bad in so many ways to laugh at this, but damnit, it's funny. I just came across it again today, and thought it seems exactly like the kind of hoax one of you bastards on this board would perpetrate, so I'd put it here.

Lol, imma name my next son Wi Tu Lo.

 

[DesEsseintes]

everyone I know calls lunch dinner. I struggle not to frown.

That's disgusting.

This country's going straight to Hell.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The first page after I clicked the 'New Posts' link was the stupidest and most unappealing Lit front page I have ever seen - endless empty incest SRP threads and a bunch of even more idiotic 'Wipe the crusted arse of the person beneath you in your sticky personal Hell' PG threads. I thought for the first time in several months and possibly ever - 'There is nothing at all I want to read, still less contribute to.'

Then I noticed that there was not a single GB thread on the front page, and I had a sudden warm feeling - an 'I've found my place' feeling. Of course I didn't want to post elsewhere. I needed to come home. I clicked onto page 2 and found a bunch of GB threads and then read the titles and dipped in...

Some kind of cat causing problems for LJ.
A JeninFlorida 'kill all Democrats' rant.
2 threads on cuckolding, not in SRP or Fetish but right here in the GB.
And a lovely thread questioning whether ongoing revenge porn by a cuntish husband is actually bad, or is it perhaps really clever?

You fuckers. I might actually have to get some stuff done.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's not fun stuck in the middle, sometimes it feels like no matter which way you choose, you lose.

 

[Miasorrow]

The first page after I clicked the 'New Posts' link was the stupidest and most unappealing Lit front page I have ever seen - endless empty incest SRP threads and a bunch of even more idiotic 'Wipe the crusted arse of the person beneath you in your sticky personal Hell' PG threads. I thought for the first time in several months and possibly ever - 'There is nothing at all I want to read, still less contribute to.'

I feel the same lately with the PG, but again I do not feel I totally belong to the GB as well.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I feel the same lately with the PG, but again I do not feel I totally belong to the GB as well.

It feels as if this post and birdy's should be the other way round. Either that or birdy can read minds and I never knew.

 

[phantom4533]

This is more than radiational cooling.

 

[CandiCame]

I feel the same lately with the PG, but again I do not feel I totally belong to the GB as well.

Thirded. Did not care for it. I got bored super fast. This isn't a thread where things happen, like other boards I go to that are specialized. I go to craftster, for example, and we have a topic that we're discussing, and we discuss it. Here we're just bullshitting. And if you're just bullshitting, you need a certain quality of people to bullshit with or it just gets real boring REAL fast.

Edit: You guys are /premium/, high quality bullshitters. I can't stay away.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I made a thread for you Des. YW.

Also, why do I keep getting up so early? Lame.

 

[phantom4533]

1.26 tons this morning, not counting body weight. I need coffee ... and Advil.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I made a thread for you Des. YW.

Also, why do I keep getting up so early? Lame.

I'll tell you why that made me even happier than you might think: I saw the thread and instantly loved the premiss, but could not post immediately as I was busy doing boring things. A tiny part of my brain whispered to me 'That thread might have been made for you...' And then I slapped down the thought as too absurdly egotistical, even for me.

Thank you.

 

[lovetoread]

My body seems to wake up at at the same time, no matter the time zone.

 

[DesEsseintes]

My body seems to wake up at at the same time, no matter the time zone.

You normally wake at 12.30 pm? Impressively relaxed.

 

[Que]

The first page after I clicked the 'New Posts' link was the stupidest and most unappealing Lit front page I have ever seen - endless empty incest SRP threads and a bunch of even more idiotic 'Wipe the crusted arse of the person beneath you in your sticky personal Hell' PG threads. I thought for the first time in several months and possibly ever - 'There is nothing at all I want to read, still less contribute to.'

Then I noticed that there was not a single GB thread on the front page, and I had a sudden warm feeling - an 'I've found my place' feeling. Of course I didn't want to post elsewhere. I needed to come home. I clicked onto page 2 and found a bunch of GB threads and then read the titles and dipped in...

Some kind of cat causing problems for LJ.
A JeninFlorida 'kill all Democrats' rant.
2 threads on cuckolding, not in SRP or Fetish but right here in the GB.
And a lovely thread questioning whether ongoing revenge porn by a cuntish husband is actually bad, or is it perhaps really clever?

You fuckers. I might actually have to get some stuff done.

It is a constant rivalry between the GB and the PG. Churlishly Ignominious vs Blithely Insipid. Hidden between the standard bearers are the gems.

 

[lovetoread]

You normally wake at 12.30 pm? Impressively relaxed.

I am so known for sleeping late.