The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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It was the bacon talk, it scares me a little.

Did...someone bad threaten to smoke you, baste you with honey as you were slow-baked, then put peppercorns on you and put you between two pieces of bread with mayo on a bed of lettuce and slices of tomato in the past?

That...scum.

Hanging's too good fer him! :mad:
 
Did...someone bad threaten to smoke you, baste you with honey as you were slow-baked, then put peppercorns on you and put you between two pieces of bread with mayo on a bed of lettuce and slices of tomato in the past?

That...scum.

Hanging's too good fer him! :mad:

Meat hook?
 
Snow mobiles frighten me. I've recently moved to an area where they are quite popular and I've seen some bad injuries. I sent a kid to the trauma center via helicopter; he survived by the skin of his teeth.

PS - hi!
 
Not suffering fools tonight, I cough contagious crap in their general direction.
 
Snow mobiles frighten me. I've recently moved to an area where they are quite popular and I've seen some bad injuries. I sent a kid to the trauma center via helicopter; he survived by the skin of his teeth.

PS - hi!

Hi!

Yes, I remember driving along some back roads north of here a few winters ago and hearing the sounds of snowmobiles in the drainage ditches on either side of me, at one point they came flying out up and crossed the road in front of me, didn't even look for traffic! Almost hit each other, I could have hit them both at once!
 
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