The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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[smoothg103rd]

I'm taking my back massage.

Des I'm trying to flirt with Jen, and you are ruining it.

 

[Lorilei]

You know what's delicious? Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

You're welcome.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Nothing, about Irish bacon ?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Des I'm trying to flirt with Jen, and you are ruining it.

Not for her. Trust me.

 

[rimmy]

Pork bacon cannot be beat by turkey bacon. Ever!

Because bacon comes from a pig and not a turkey.

Beef bacon?

I prefer lettuce orange.

I prefer spinach bergamot.

That makes me sad.

He's lying. he's a lying liar who lies.

No pork on my fork.

And no gain in your brain.

When am I coming for dinner? (Don't tell Rimmy; he'll call it supper.)

See if I cook for you. Ever!

 

[rimmy]

Not for her. Trust me.

I hear he's turning over a new bacon leaf.

 

[unregistered]

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not for her. Trust me.

Is that haterade good?

 

[Emerson40]

Is that haterade good?

Go easy Shmoot.

We all just a chapter or two behind y'all.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/56a6d8e7a61d1d2cc15d3511048ae4b6/tumblr_mljnbwMr621qj26eao1_500.jpg

 

[DesEsseintes]

Is that haterade good?

I don't hate you at all. I love the fact that you have made up with Jelly and Jennifer.

I'm bemused by your dislike of bacon but that doesn't make me hate you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And no gain in your brain.

Really? Just ask your mother. My head improves every time I see her. I know just how she likes it now.

 

[rimmy]

S'okay. I'll still blow you at Chipotle.

That makes me feel better.

 

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[NHKitty]

You know what's delicious? Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

Seconded! One of my favorites!!

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't hate you at all. I love the fact that you have made up with Jelly and Jennifer.

I'm bemused by your dislike of bacon but that doesn't make me hate you.

But now I'm really trying to make it with Jen. And haterade doesn't necessarily mean that you hate the person. It can also mean that you are hating on them. Which you are doing.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Go easy Shmoot.

We all just a chapter or two behind y'all.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/56a6d8e7a61d1d2cc15d3511048ae4b6/tumblr_mljnbwMr621qj26eao1_500.jpg

I gotta admit that made me smile a little. It wasn't funny, it just gave me a smirk.

 

[Lorilei]

Seconded! One of my favorites!!

 

[rimmy]

Really? Just ask your mother. My head improves every time I see her. I know just how she likes it now.

Really, smoove? Mother jokes again?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Really, smoove? Mother jokes again?

It's my go to move.

 

[rimmy]

It's my go to move.

If you want to better yourself you'll need to think of something better.

Mother jokes are the lowest form of insult. I truly believe you can do better if you just give it some thought. Maybe you could use this as incentive to get your GED. Think of all the smack you can lay down once you improve your vocabulary. It's fun going back and forth with you but when it degenerates into mother jokes it loses it's appeal.


And speaking of yo mama jokes...best yo mama joke ever

 

[JoyDyan]

I am baking bacon right now.

It is true. In the oven and everything.

works better when you're naked than frying it!

 

[Jennifer]

When am I coming for dinner? (Don't tell Rimmy; he'll call it supper.)

I call it supper, too. Or I use dinner and supper interchangeably.

 

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[Lorilei]

I call it supper, too. Or I use dinner and supper interchangeably.

Me three.