Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?

[Lancecastor]

You're done here.

Now that's funny.

Toodles, Lancefancypants.

Gee, nobody's ever said anything like that to me before.

ahahahaha!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

This thread is pretty boring as far as dramas go. Can we pick it up?

 

[Lancecastor]

This thread is pretty boring as far as dramas go. Can we pick it up?

LTR's been dropping bread crumbs about a shiny ring....but I'm not buying.

I think it's a cock ring for her new sub, Sean.

This thread won't heat up until the mudslinging starts....which will be a while after Sean breaks her heart.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

LTR's been dropping bread crumbs about a shiny ring....but I'm not buying.

I think it's a cock ring for her new sub, Sean.

This thread won't heat up until the mudslinging starts....which will be a while after Sean breaks her heart.

Can we make up our minds please? Who's the submissive and who's the dominant?

P.S. This thread has legs.

 

[Lancecastor]

Can we make up our minds please? Who's the submissive and who's the dominant?

P.S. This thread has legs.

She says she's a sub, but then again....

- he's been on his knees licking her untrimmed puss for a week;
- he's taking all the photos;
- he's the one at home waiting for her to "get back"....


....if you know what I mean. <snicker>

 

[lovetoread]

While you two are certainly not obligated to follow Literotica Wedding Protocol, I would point out that if you two do choose to follow this tradition, Laurel will supply the use of her disco mirror ball for your wedding reception.

(she used to supply the strobe lighting too, but that went by the wayside after Noor's unfortunate epileptic seizure episode).

She better be dancing to that smooth 70's music as well.

She'd look good in some shiny satiny shorts.

 

[RobDownSouth]

She better be dancing to that smooth 70's music as well.

She'd look good in some shiny satiny shorts.

Laurel will DJ your wedding reception for an additional $150 ($250 w/disco roller skates) but she insists on playing Abba's "Dancing Queen" the first time you hit the dance floor.....

Manu will do bouncer duty for $50 and an unlimited bar tab. ($100 if Lance is not on the guest list).

 

[Disgustipated]

This thread is pretty boring as far as dramas go. Can we pick it up?

Sure. Type something really stoopit about someone you're jealous of and then put a quote of theirs in your siggy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

She better be dancing to that smooth 70's music as well.

She'd look good in some shiny satiny shorts.

I've got shiny pants can I be a bride's maid? I also look good in leather but I can't dance I mostly hop around until I'm tuckered.

 

[Lancecastor]

This is the beginning of another Beautiful GB Romance!

Rambrat & Tagatha

BratCat & Various

Bob Bythchin & Spouse

Ish & Luxey

Ish & Dolf

Ish & Foxy

Ish & LTR

.....

 

[Disgustipated]

This is the beginning of another Beautiful GB Romance!

Rambrat & Tagatha

BratCat & Various

Bob Bythchin & Spouse

Ish & Luxey

Ish & Dolf

Ish & Foxy

Ish & LTR

.....

You're tired and lame. You used to be witty and a dick. Now, not so much.

 

[Lancecastor]

You're tired and lame. You used to be witty and a dick. Now, not so much.

So.... which one are you?

 

[eyer]

Sounds like I touched a nerve.

Inferior hemorrhoidal, no doubt.

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That looks like...

...the Lady of All Haunches and No Butt I saw at a carnival Freak Show decades and decades and decades and decades ago.

 

[Lorilei]

She better be dancing to that smooth 70's music as well.

She'd look good in some shiny satiny shorts.

I'm going to have to insist on roller skates, too. I want to see people fall down!

 

[Lancecastor]

I would like to thank everyone who has PMd me throughout this thread for their kind words.

It seems we have established a mixed/uncertain response to the question of whether the GB Approves of the LTR/sean coupling.

I agree we should offer them our collective support while they decide whether or not they will see each other again.

As we know, LTR will want to weigh her options and talk with her children.

And sean will no doubt want to talk to warm his stool and confer with his drinking buddies.

I suggest we give them some space and focus now on Warrior Queen's biopsy results, Pink's battle with her Mountain Dew addiction, or Garnate's crowdfunding for rhinoplasty.

 

[islandman]

Garnate is the second Litster I have known with a rhino.

 

[Saint Peter]

rhino asswipe?

 

[islandman]

Might be the weirdest thing you've ever posted.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate is the second Litster I have known with a rhino.

Is it...like, a pet? I have a pet rhino? Or just a big nose?

 

[islandman]

Is it...like, a pet? I have a pet rhino? Or just a big nose?

I assumed you were getting a rhino.

No?

 

[Garnate]

I assumed you were getting a rhino.

No?

Welllllll my birthday is next week. I hope I haven't ruined a surprise.

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought "pet rhino" was about the size of your vagvaj?

 

[islandman]

Welllllll my birthday is next week. I hope I haven't ruined a surprise.

Consolation prize is a week with Lance in a secluded cabin.

Your choice.

 

[Garnate]

Consolation prize is a week with Lance in a secluded cabin.

Your choice.

I'll take the rhino.

 

[Lancecastor]

Consolation prize is a week with Lance in a secluded cabin.

Your choice.

I'd console the shit out of her pet rhino.