Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?

[Lancecastor]

This.

Lance seems to just be going through the motions. This thread wouldn't make his highlight reel.

I could make the thread more exciting by making some shit up like you and your lot, I suppose.

 

[Pookie]

I could make the thread more exciting by making some shit up like you and your lot, I suppose.

You could, but you usually don't need to. You have to admit that this isn't going to be on your Lit resume.

Don't get me wrong. Your halfhearted drama threads are way better than most peoples best efforts.

 

[Sean]

You could, but you usually don't need to. You have to admit that this isn't going to be on your Lit resume.

Don't get me wrong. Your halfhearted drama threads are way better than most peoples best efforts.

His past references to LTR indicate a schoolboy crush. This isn't so much a drama thread as a crie de coeur from a bitter little loser.

 

[Pookie]

His past references to LTR indicate a schoolboy crush. This isn't so much a drama thread as a crie de coeur from a bitter little loser.

That's certainly possible. Something motivated him.

 

[Lancecastor]

His past references to LTR indicate a schoolboy crush. This isn't so much a drama thread as a crie de coeur from a bitter little loser.

You're not very smart or articulate, so do try to follow this...

I figure LTR is pretty much universally liked by the GB Boys...which is of course why the guys are reluctant to say very much about your Ownership of her in this thread, other than to wish her all the best.

The GB grrls of course primarily hold out hope that some guy is going to romance them and fly them somewhere interesting for lots of sex, so they will in time stop talking to LTR, as women are competitive and far more shallow than men, by and large....though You'll of course be able to nail a few others simply for having banged LTR.

For me, I find it surprising that She would take up with the likes of You....(which likely means I was thinking too highly of Her in the past.)

That, for me, is what drives this thread....what She sees in You.... and how it reflects of what people will now think of each of you.

 

[eyer]

I still say all Lanciepoo's motivation is inspired by seaniepoos little, unwiped bunghole.

 

[Sean]

You're not very smart or articulate, so do try to follow this...

I figure LTR is pretty much universally liked by the GB Boys...which is of course why the guys are reluctant to say very much about your Ownership of her in this thread, other than to wish her all the best.

The GB grrls of course primarily hold out hope that some guy is going to romance them and fly them somewhere interesting for lots of sex, so they will in time stop talking to LTR, as women are competitive and far more shallow than men, by and large....though You'll of course be able to nail a few others simply for having banged LTR.

For me, I find it surprising that She would take up with the likes of You....(which likely means I was thinking too highly of Her in the past.)

That, for me, is what drives this thread....what She sees in You.... and how it reflects of what people will now think of each of you.

You see, Mummy's Boy, unlike you I don't need to pretend to be a lawyer on the internet, because I actually have a law degree. Unlike you, I don't need to pretend to have hot girlfriends on the internet, because I actually have a hot girlfriend.


Your problem, Mummy's Boy, is that you're a nobody, a nothing. Another sad little internet troll desperately craving attention. It's OK, I'm used to the third raters dropping my name in thread titles because it's the only way anyone will notice them.

So you carry on, I find it amusing. LTR just finds it kinda sad. And guess what, neither of us give a shit about what you, or anyone else, thinks.

 

[Lancecastor]

You see, Mummy's Boy, unlike you I don't need to pretend to be a lawyer on the internet, because I actually have a law degree. Unlike you, I don't need to pretend to have hot girlfriends on the internet, because I actually have a hot girlfriend.


Your problem, Mummy's Boy, is that you're a nobody, a nothing. Another sad little internet troll desperately craving attention. It's OK, I'm used to the third raters dropping my name in thread titles because it's the only way anyone will notice them.

So you carry on, I find it amusing. LTR just finds it kinda sad. And guess what, neither of us give a shit about what you, or anyone else, thinks.

Sounds like I touched a nerve.

 

[cowslinger64]

You're not very smart or articulate, so do try to follow this...

I figure LTR is pretty much universally liked by the GB Boys...which is of course why the guys are reluctant to say very much about your Ownership of her in this thread, other than to wish her all the best.

The GB grrls of course primarily hold out hope that some guy is going to romance them and fly them somewhere interesting for lots of sex, so they will in time stop talking to LTR, as women are competitive and far more shallow than men, by and large....though You'll of course be able to nail a few others simply for having banged LTR.

For me, I find it surprising that She would take up with the likes of You....(which likely means I was thinking too highly of Her in the past.)

That, for me, is what drives this thread....what She sees in You.... and how it reflects of what people will now think of each of you.

Ya know...you can say whatever you like, but whilst you were carrying on in a thread about the two of them, it sounds like they were having a buncha fun and sex. If that isn't a slap in the face for you, I don't know what is.

I've had two people start threads about me on the pg.. the most hilarious part was that while they were trying to make me look bad, I had nothing to do with their threads til the end. One i didn't even know about for a whole week, a week that was one of the best of my life. So while they were wasting time thinking about me, and letting someone they don't even know fill their minds, I was living the good life.

I'll take that over any kind of trolling, any day.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ya know...you can say whatever you like, but whilst you were carrying on in a thread about the two of them, it sounds like they were having a buncha fun and sex. If that isn't a slap in the face for you, I don't know what is.

I'm pretty good, but I wouldn't expect anyone to stop having sex to check on my threads.

Although now that you mention it.... looks like Sean finds posting here more interesting than hanging out with LTR.

...or maybe she's gone to London for a few days; she has a friend there as well.

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[Sean]

Sounds like I touched a nerve.

Not even close. I'm just killing time until LTR gets home. You're amusing to examine in small doses. Like fecal matter under a microscope.

 

[Lancecastor]

Not even close. I'm just killing time until LTR gets home. You're amusing to examine in small doses. Like fecal matter under a microscope.

You have unusual tastes.

 

[Sean]

You have unusual tastes.

Indeed I do, Mummy's Boy, indeed I do.

 

[Lancecastor]

So, tell us more about this romance...any plans for either of you to relocate?

 

[Sean]

So, tell us more about this romance...any plans for either of you to relocate?

Why do you care? Living vicariously through other people is kind of a sad state of affairs, wouldn't you say?

 

[RobDownSouth]

You have unusual tastes.

Stoopid Canuck, it's spelled "testes".

 

[Lancecastor]

Why do you care? Living vicariously through other people is kind of a sad state of affairs, wouldn't you say?

Too much paranoia, dude!

The GB would ( I think) be genuinely interested in hearing more about the Sean/LTR Visit.

 

[Laurel]

Stoopid Canuck, it's spelled "testes".

One man's tastes is another man's testes.

Apparently.

Or so I hear.

 

[Sean]

Too much paranoia, dude!

The GB would ( I think) be genuinely interested in hearing more about the Sean/LTR Visit.

Did you not understand the bit where I said I couldn't give a shit about what the GB wanted? Would you like me to use smaller words?

 

[Lancecastor]

Did you not understand the bit where I said I couldn't give a shit about what the GB wanted? Would you like me to use smaller words?

That's just not true; if what we thought didn't matter, you wouldn't be here in this thread every day.

 

[Sean]

That's just not true; if what we thought didn't matter, you wouldn't be here in this thread every day.

It seems the shorter words may be necessary after all.

 

[Lancecastor]

Okay, if you prefer, use small words to share your feelings about LTR.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did you not understand the bit where I said I couldn't give a shit about what the GB wanted? Would you like me to use smaller words?

While you two are certainly not obligated to follow Literotica Wedding Protocol, I would point out that if you two do choose to follow this tradition, Laurel will supply the use of her disco mirror ball for your wedding reception.

(she used to supply the strobe lighting too, but that went by the wayside after Noor's unfortunate epileptic seizure episode).

 

[Lancecastor]

How many GB guys will be giving her away?

 

[girlsmiley]

Dudes like you pretending to be lesbians have always made me laugh!

You're done here.

Now that's funny.

Toodles, Lancefancypants.