Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?

[Que]

Whilst on the throne?

The Royal one, not the porcelain one.

 

[Jennifer]

Whilst on the throne?

WHOA. Way over the line!

 

[Que]

WHOA. Way over the line!

I made it clear I was not making a scatological proposal...

 

[Jennifer]

I made it clear I was not making a scatological proposal...

That makes me sad.

 

[Que]

That makes me sad.

I grew up with phisoderm in the little green institutional bottle for hand soap! I am a little OCD for that sort of play.

 

[Saint Peter]

:spoo:

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ad_156789891-e1421342014360.jpg

 

[thør]

I would not want to visit that soggy island if The Queen promised to give me a handjob wearing only white silk gloves and a smile.

That's an instant soft-on!

 

[bronzeage]

I would not want to visit that soggy island if The Queen promised to give me a handjob wearing only white silk gloves and a smile.

If you're not real particular as to a queen, instead of The Queen, it can be arranged.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am real particular.

 

[lovetoread]

It never crossed my mind to be jealous of LTR's vacay, but now that you mention it...Fata! Fly me out to England and let me have sex you with at historical, britishy landmarks. Also, tea with the queen. That's a dear.

I'm with you. Now I'm thankful for this thread because.....I just wouldn't know. I'm gonna try hitting up dolf for a vacay. If that doesn't work I'll get Des to unwittingly send me blackmail photos of himself and see you gals soon!

Fuck you, LTR.

Aw man, y'all caught me out!

I was trying to be on the down low about my plans...

 

[parodyluvr75]

:spoo:

I bet I could come up with a gray wig, just saying.

 

[Lancecastor]

Is there anything in this thread that I didn't read in 2004?

I had no idea that LTR has been available for junkets since 2004...NOW i'm a bit jealous.

 

[girlsmiley]

I had no idea that LTR has been available for junkets since 2004...NOW i'm a bit jealous.

Reach, much?

Let's all put this mofo on ignore.

Come on you guys!

Leave this fucking thread and never come back.

 

[girlsmiley]

Not to worry Lance.

You've always got dolf to back you up.

 

[Lancecastor]

Leave this fucking thread and never come back.

Now i'm scared.

Ahahaha!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good lord,



How long are you going to keep this eyesore on page 1?

 

[Lancecastor]

Good lord,



How long are you going to keep this eyesore on page 1?

When people stop voting and participating....why do you ask?

And of course, it will reappear once they turn on each other.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*groan*

 

[girlsmiley]

Now i'm scared.

Ahahaha!

As if ANYONE believes you're having a genuine laugh.

You sad Muppet.

 

[girlsmiley]

Is this thread over yet?

 

[Lancecastor]

As if ANYONE believes you're having a genuine laugh.

You sad Muppet.

Dudes like you pretending to be lesbians have always made me laugh!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Threads like this are the reason I keep my poundings of Lit women on the down-low.

Well, there is one other reason.

 

[Lancecastor]

Threads like this are the reason I keep my poundings of Lit women on the down-low.

Exactly.

I've never revealed the names of any LitBangs.

Ish denies banging LTR...gentleman's code.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

tit

this is nowhere near his finest work.
this is, at best, filling time lance.

This.

Lance seems to just be going through the motions. This thread wouldn't make his highlight reel.