Who was your first ever crush on?

7th grade teacher, Mrs. Evans. Beautiful big breasts and clingy blouse s to show them off. I'd have fucked her in a second.
 
angela something whose life later turned out to be quite disturbing. let's just say her brothers went to prison for a bit and leave it at that.
 
mine was on a girl in Year 7 called Leah.

Awesome I have crushed on a couple of leahs myself. Is she in 8th form with you this year?


As to the OP she was a little blond with coke bottle glasses. The congregation was small so they combined the 4 and 5 year olds for Sunday School. I was aware my mom was younger than my dad, so I felt I could bridge the 20% difference in our ages.
 
A girl named Colleen in sixth grade she was an older woman, an eighth grader...
 
My first crush is like 20 something years older than me. She is one of my aunt friends. I was crushing on her since I was in Elementary. She used to call me her lil boo or her little boyfriend(every time she wanted me to do something for her). She used to come in my room and say "little boyfriend can you go to the store for me?". And my dumb ass will jump up like hell yeah, and hall ass to the store. Now that I think back on it she use to be using me lol. Now when I see her she still calls me her little boyfriend. And I be in the back of my head like, "bitch I will still fuck you". But I just say something slick like, ain't nothing little about me. Given the opportunity I'll take her down.
 
Nicole, 4th year Juniors. And for years after, if I'm honest. God she was beautiful.
 
My first crush is like 20 something years older than me. She is one of my aunt friends. I was crushing on her since I was in Elementary. She used to call me her lil boo or her little boyfriend(every time she wanted me to do something for her). She used to come in my room and say "little boyfriend can you go to the store for me?". And my dumb ass will jump up like hell yeah, and hall ass to the store. Now that I think back on it she use to be using me lol. Now when I see her she still calls me her little boyfriend. And I be in the back of my head like, "bitch I will still fuck you". But I just say something slick like, ain't nothing little about me. Given the opportunity I'll take her down.

Out of curiosity, how old were you when figured out that doing errands for girls does not get you laid?

(I was about 42 but it didn't sink in till I was 44) I still do things for women because it makes it easier to pretend I am gallant, but if I am truly interested I hold back. Unless I fuck that up.
 
My first real crush was 3 years older than me, we were friends. He wasn't handsome, he was funny looking. He had a big cheesy grin, watery blue eyes and messy blond curly hair. He dressed like a dork and I'd poke fun at him for it. He'd give me crap for being dressed too nice and hated it when I wore heels (as we got older) because I towered over him. He was always getting me into trouble or I was getting him in trouble.

We remained friends for years and later lovers.
 
My Kindergarten teacher. Oh she was divine. I always had a thing for older women, I guess.

And I'm in Florida. So it was likely something could have happened between us, given the track record of Florida teachers.
 
My Kindergarten teacher. Oh she was divine. I always had a thing for older women, I guess.

And I'm in Florida. So it was likely something could have happened between us, given the track record of Florida teachers.


That is SO wrong. It sent me into a coughing jag.


I first experienced the meaning of the word when My beloved and single first grade teacher, became MRS. Randall.

I was a good sport about it, I gave her a salt shaker for a wedding gift. Thus begun my long history and love/hate relationship with unrequited love.
 
The boy across the street, of course. I was barely in grade school. We were best friends, played doctor and got into trouble together for a number of years. Good times.

But for the record, I will always have a crush on John Cusack.
 
Out of curiosity, how old were you when figured out that doing errands for girls does not get you laid?

(I was about 42 but it didn't sink in till I was 44) I still do things for women because it makes it easier to pretend I am gallant, but if I am truly interested I hold back. Unless I fuck that up.

Yeah being a yes man definitely doesn't get you laid. Besides her I really can't recall myself doing anything for a woman. Like I have yet to experience a real date. I got a lot of girl cousins, so I found out pretty young that running errands for a woman doesn't get you laid. Women are cruel and will take advantage of you.
 
Her name was Laura. She was in the other Kindergarten class at my school.
 
I guess my first age appropriate crush was two years later with a girl named Stephanie. She liked me for a bit, but then lost interest for whatever reason.

It's a pretty sad tale. Most 2nd grade relationships have what it takes.
 
My 3rd grade Teacher Ms. Scarpetti. I was convinced she had a thing for me. She was always telling me to be quiet, go stand in the corner or go outside in the hallway with her for a private chat. It was her way of showing her affection :rolleyes:

My world came crashing down one Valentines Day when her fiancé showed up at school with flowers. It jaded me forevva. Needless to say I drowned my sorrows in a Quart of Strawberry quick that night.
 
My 3rd grade Teacher Ms. Scarpetti. I was convinced she had a thing for me. She was always telling me to be quiet, go stand in the corner or go outside in the hallway with her for a private chat. It was her way of showing her affection :rolleyes:

My world came crashing down one Valentines Day when her fiancé showed up at school with flowers. It jaded me forevva. Needless to say I drowned my sorrows in a Quart of Strawberry quick that night.

You a lesbian?
 
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