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mine was on a girl in Year 7 called Leah.
My first crush is like 20 something years older than me. She is one of my aunt friends. I was crushing on her since I was in Elementary. She used to call me her lil boo or her little boyfriend(every time she wanted me to do something for her). She used to come in my room and say "little boyfriend can you go to the store for me?". And my dumb ass will jump up like hell yeah, and hall ass to the store. Now that I think back on it she use to be using me lol. Now when I see her she still calls me her little boyfriend. And I be in the back of my head like, "bitch I will still fuck you". But I just say something slick like, ain't nothing little about me. Given the opportunity I'll take her down.
John Cusak when I was 6 yrs old.
My Kindergarten teacher. Oh she was divine. I always had a thing for older women, I guess.
And I'm in Florida. So it was likely something could have happened between us, given the track record of Florida teachers.
Out of curiosity, how old were you when figured out that doing errands for girls does not get you laid?
(I was about 42 but it didn't sink in till I was 44) I still do things for women because it makes it easier to pretend I am gallant, but if I am truly interested I hold back. Unless I fuck that up.
My 3rd grade Teacher Ms. Scarpetti. I was convinced she had a thing for me. She was always telling me to be quiet, go stand in the corner or go outside in the hallway with her for a private chat. It was her way of showing her affection
My world came crashing down one Valentines Day when her fiancé showed up at school with flowers. It jaded me forevva. Needless to say I drowned my sorrows in a Quart of Strawberry quick that night.