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Just to be safe, I waited until just before my 45th birthday to have my first drink.
Any 50 + hard men wanna cyber on yahoo?
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Just to be safe, I waited until just before my 45th birthday to have my first drink.
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Well with that logic you'd better hope she comes back when you are 62
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I do fudge my height though. I tel them that I am 5'10" pause a while then mumble "...in my cowboy boots."
So you don't have to hear about Compuserve discs again and be reminded of your age or for the length? Of their posts.
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Wow, I am think thinking it will not work out at all. When I am 62, I will be looking for a girl that is under 24. I follow the rule "1/2 my age minus 7" assiduously.
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You must not know what forum you're posting in. Which is fitting since she obviously didn't know what forum she posted this in either.
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90 minutes of trolling is what is known as "a good start" on the GeeB. Some of the best threads start that way.
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Right, because the 49 other threads in 5 months wanting to cyber with her big pete clit, were elsewhere.
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Oooo took me a minute but I just got that.
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Holy fuck, looking at all of her threads tells me only one thing: she's a he.
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Very short girls love tall guys. Tall girls like guys that make them fell either supermodel regal, or cuddle baby small, and height frequently has nothing to do with it.
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Leave my junk out of this!
Ahahahaha it wasn't on purpose, I meant 'wet'. I'm gonna leave it though. It looks better, and fitting.
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Isn't that always the case with all the "I'm really young and impossibly hot and so wet and horny right now wanting degrading cyber sex from old guys" posts?
Or am I just too cynical and women do really post like that?
Women that aren't bots for camsites I mean
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So if I like shorter guys, what does that make me?
I thought at 5'3" I'd qualify as very short, but maybe I just qualify as plain boring short.
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Isn't that always the case with all the "I'm really young and impossibly hot and so wet and horny right now wanting degrading cyber sex from old guys" posts?
Or am I just too cynical and women do really post like that?
Women that aren't bots for camsites I mean
She has no choice, really. Guys don't want to fuck hot, young girls. The only option hot, young girls have to get laid is to seek out old men online. Poor, lonely, hot, young girls....
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Discerning.
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She has no choice, really. Guys don't want to fuck hot, young girls. The only option hot, young girls have to get laid is to seek out old men online. Poor, lonely, hot, young girls....
It is no picnic for dirty old men minding their business on-line, constantly propositioned and saddled with the burden of performance either.
Something has got to give.
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She has no choice, really. Guys don't want to fuck hot, young girls. The only option hot, young girls have to get laid is to seek out old men online. Poor, lonely, hot, young girls....
I've been hot and 18 for years now, it's rough and lonely.
