My hetero Quentin Tarintinoesque sex dream last night

[SolarHomo]

Maybe it was the leftover beer cheese soup. Maybe it was the Not Your Father's Root Beer. Maybe it was the Shameless marathon.

That was some shit.




The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

 

[SolarHomo]

I was paired with a brunette. She was not too thick, not too thin, dressed in black leathers and gold trims. It came time for the scene. It wasn't her first of the day, she had had many, but it was my first. We were outside in a courtyard of some kind, enclosed by a high, iron fence, the not all approving public was on the outside, the cast on the inside.

See was leaning against the fence with a far away, disinterested look in her eyes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So when did you have sex with Quentin? Or am I missing it?

 

[SolarHomo]

So when did you have sex with Quentin? Or am I missing it?

-esque

suffix: -esque (forming adjectives) in the style of; resembling.

It's more of a specific genre. Maybe tonight you can dream it up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't get all grumpy, it's not my fault you didn't have sex with Quentin.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Speaking of Quentin.
Randomly watched From Dusk Til Dawn last night.

So creepy in that one.

 

[jeninifer]

So, Harvey Keitel was there?

 

[Saint Peter]

Speaking of Quentin.
Randomly watched From Dusk Til Dawn last night.

So creepy in that one.

Cheech rocked that movie!

 

[SolarHomo]

If I could write like I dream I would be posting from warmer, richer climes, and pouring tea from Lewis Carrol's teapot.

 

[Que]

So, Harvey Keitel was there?

Producer to Harvey Keitel: "Yeah, I've read the script..."

Harvey Keitel: "You haven't heard me read it."

 

[SolarHomo]

I still remember bits and pieces. I was driving through town after the sex shoot, and ended up at some kind of church. The place was fenced with the same sort of iron fence the brunette was leaning against and there were creepy, religious small people trying to get in, but couldn't. I walked right in. Can't remember what was happening but I left and as I went, the creepy religions people could enter, and they destroyed the place.

 

[Saint Peter]

Speaking of Quentin.
Randomly watched From Dusk Til Dawn last night.

So creepy in that one.

Cheech rocked that movie!

Here at the Titty Twister
we're slashing pussy in half! This
is a pussy blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
pussy! Alright, we got white pussy, black
pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy,
tight pussy, big pussy, bloody
pussy, hairy pussy,
we got *sniff* smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk
pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin'
pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! C'mon in pussy lovers, If we don't
have it, you don't want it!

COME ON IN PUSSY LOVERS!!

 

[missgreekgeek]

Here at the Titty Twister
we're slashing pussy in half! This
is a pussy blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
pussy! Alright, we got white pussy, black
pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy,
tight pussy, big pussy, bloody
pussy, hairy pussy,
we got *sniff* smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk
pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin'
pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! C'mon in pussy lovers, If we don't
have it, you don't want it!

COME ON IN PUSSY LOVERS!!

I loved the first and 3rd.

Only good thing about part 2 was Tiffany Amber Thiessen. For those whole ten minutes.
Good God.

 

[Saint Peter]

I loved the first and 3rd.

Only good thing about part 2 was Tiffany Amber Thiessen. For those whole ten minutes.
Good God.

You got that right.

I have never been so jealous of a snake in my life.

 

[SolarHomo]

You got that right.

I have never been so jealous of a snake in my life.

You two should get a room...preferably rubber.

 

[missgreekgeek]

You got that right.

I have never been so jealous of a snake in my life.

You mean bats right?
She was devoured by bats lol

 

[missgreekgeek]

You two should get a room...preferably rubber.

He's a man of God. And I'm the virgin Mary. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[SolarHomo]

He's a man of God. And I'm the virgin Mary. What could possibly go wrong?

The credit card being denied? I don't know.

 

[Saint Peter]

My credit is stellar.

 

[missgreekgeek]

My credit is stellar.

Good to know, I wasn't turned down.