It's it really hard to not to read someone's profile.

[parodyluvr75]

I don't care what you write, I'm looking for penis profile pics. Yes, I'm terrible. I'm only interested in what's in your pants. To save me the trouble of clicking on your profile, please post your penis pictures here:

Luv,

Birdy

 

[parodyluvr75]

I know Dolf will secretly subscribe to this thread.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that really your car?

 

[lovetoread]

Show us your tits.

love,
LTR

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is that really your car?

No, I ride a bike. I posted that car because I heard guys dig it.

Show us your tits.

love,
LTR

For you, anything.

 

[Saint Peter]

No, I ride a bike. I posted that car because I heard guys dig it.


For you, anything.

Is that your pony??

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is that your pony??

Yes, it is. And my fish and my roasted turkey.

 

[dolf]

I know Dolf will secretly subscribe to this thread.

shhh!

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[lovetoread]

Parody has the bestest tits.

 

[Killswitch]

I don't care what you write, I'm looking for penis profile pics. Yes, I'm terrible. I'm only interested in what's in your pants. To save me the trouble of clicking on your profile, please post your penis pictures here:

Luv,

Birdy

I've never read yours.

Probably won't bother either.

 

[Libsam]

I need to add that I like perfume in my profile.

http://etatlibredorange.com/en/sites/etatlibredorange.com.en/files/secretionsmagnifiques_1.jpg

http://www.cafleurebon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/secretions-magnifique-perfume-etat-libre-dorange.png

 

[Saint Peter]

Vanilla is no longer the chosen scent?

 

[Tathagata]

I've never read yours.

Probably won't bother either.

Thanks for stopping by

 

[parodyluvr75]

Parody has the bestest tits.

Thanks, they're perky.

I need to add that I like perfume in my profile.

http://etatlibredorange.com/en/sites/etatlibredorange.com.en/files/secretionsmagnifiques_1.jpg


http://www.cafleurebon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/secretions-magnifique-perfume-etat-libre-dorange.png

I LOVE your profile.

Vanilla is no longer the chosen scent?

Vanilla or chocolate but not blueberry.

 

[Garnate]

Reading the title hurts mah brain, birdie.

 

[Erochic]

I have such a long detailed profile I think everyone should read it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Reading the title hurts mah brain, birdie.

I'm sorry Garnate, it would have made up for it if the guys posted pictures. Slackers, the bunch of them.

I have such a long detailed profile I think everyone should read it.

I was riveted, I couldn't stop reading.

 

[Erochic]

I was riveted, I couldn't stop reading.

Do I need paragraphs?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do I need paragraphs?

Punctuation but don't go hog-wild.

 

[Erochic]

Punctuation but don't go hog-wild.

Hmm... That might be taking it a bit far.
And do I go for a full stop for a simple statement, or the emphatic exclamation mark?
I will avoid the uncertainty of a question mark though.


I did think of adding a dictionary, but I found it was a good test of basic intelligence to separate those who can google and those who just say "duh.. What's that?lol"

 

[Garnate]

I'm sorry Garnate, it would have made up for it if the guys posted pictures. Slackers, the bunch of them.


I was riveted, I couldn't stop reading.

Truth on both counts but Laurel needs to change the thread title to: asjoiawefuwrh oiga oaihwwuhhw oahweu woi hapw wp38vawj



ETA: The "asjoiawefuwrh oiga oaihwwuhhw oahweu woi hapw" was red-lined by autocorrect but the "wp38vawj" wasn't. Is it the numbers?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hmm... That might be taking it a bit far.
And do I go for a full stop for a simple statement, or the emphatic exclamation mark?
I will avoid the uncertainty of a question mark though.


I did think of adding a dictionary, but I found it was a good test of basic intelligence to separate those who can google and those who just say "duh.. What's that?lol"

Instead of periods, use one of those little frogs that sticks its tongue out, that'd separate the cream from the curd, quick.

Truth on both counts but Laurel needs to change the thread title to: asjoiawefuwrh oiga oaihwwuhhw oahweu woi hapw wp38vawj



ETA: The "asjoiawefuwrh oiga oaihwwuhhw oahweu woi hapw" was red-lined by autocorrect but the "wp38vawj" wasn't. Is it the numbers?

Could you use your modly powers? Maybe we could change it to 'post your penis'? I confused them too, that's why there are no penis pictures.

 

[Noor]

Gluten free, egg-free, dairy-free cake please, also cashew-free, walnut-free, corn-free. Flax seed-free. I will make it easy for Laurel- use rice flour, almonds and real sugar, maybe baking powder if it's GF

Should I add to my profile "allergic to almost everything right now, most likely you too?"