Fucking a girl with kids.

[smoothg103rd]

I'm laying in the bed right now NAKED. Every time I'm close to busting a nut, these little bastards are knocking on the door. I never met a pair of cockblocking kids in my life. These little motherfuckers are good. They stopped me from getting some last night, and now they are preventing from busting a nut. I'm laying in the bed by myself with a hard on, while she is in there cooking them something to eat. Swear to god this is like their fourth time eating. I swear I hate her kids.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dont talk about your mother like that.

 

[Riles]

You managed to hit the trifecta of being creepy, ignorant and inappropriate all at once.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dont talk about my mother like that.

I was about to tell you to stop knocking on the door. You are too grown to be a cockblocker.

 

[Adre]

From now on this will define for me TMI.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You managed to hit the trifecta of being creepy, ignorant and inappropriate all at once.

The last two I'm not going to argue. But creepy?

 

[bronzeage]

You managed to hit the trifecta of being creepy, ignorant and inappropriate all at once.

He's been a Lit hat trick, since he got here.

 

[Riles]

The last two I'm not going to argue. But creepy?

That would be the part where you are laying in bed with a hard on waiting for a woman to finish looking after her children so she can come back and service you. For additional points: they aren't your kids, it's mid afternoon, you think this is okay.

 

[Riles]

He's been a Lit hat trick, since he got here.

I'd have labelled as a one trick pony, but I see what you mean.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That would be the part where you are laying in bed with a hard on waiting for a woman to finish looking after her children so she can come back and service you. For additional points: they aren't your kids, it's mid afternoon, you think this is okay.

What was I supposed to do? Get up and try to jam my dick into my pants? You are not a man, so I won't expect you to know how painfully uncomfortable that is.

 

[MonaLittle]

That would be the part where you are laying in bed with a hard on waiting for a woman to finish looking after her children so she can come back and service you. For additional points: they aren't your kids, it's mid afternoon, you think this is okay.

You forgot to mention the fact that he's laying in bed with a raging boner waiting for a woman to come back and service him all the while posting about it at Lit.

Creeeeppppyyyyyy

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'd have labelled as a one trick pony, but I see what you mean.

Riles it's just that you misunderstand me. You are not use to dealing with someone from me nature, so therefore you look upon me the way you do.

 

[bronzeage]

That would be the part where you are laying in bed with a hard on waiting for a woman to finish looking after her children so she can come back and service you. For additional points: they aren't your kids, it's mid afternoon, you think this is okay.

The creepy part is where he comes here with this lame ass problem and acts as if he thinks people here will be sympathetic to him. The Agony Aunt at Player magazine wouldn't buy this one.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You forgot to mention the fact that he's laying in bed with a raging boner waiting for a woman to come back and service him all the while posting about it at Lit.

Creeeeppppyyyyyy

That's not creepy. Funny part is, since I'm laying in the bed with a hard on and I talk about it on Lit that's creepy. But if I was laying in the bed waiting for her with a hardon, and I took a picture and posted it on Lit, that's not creepy right? Dick pics aren't creepy but me talking about my dick is?

 

[smoothg103rd]

The creepy part is where he comes here with this lame ass problem and acts as if he thinks people here will be sympathetic to him. The Agony Aunt at Player magazine wouldn't buy this one.

Brah I don't want any sympathy. I like to vent here, is that a problem? I'm just me and I will always be me and this is the type of shit that I do.

 

[Riles]

What was I supposed to do? Get up and try to jam my dick into my pants? You are not a man, so I won't expect you to know how painfully uncomfortable that is.

I can't even muster the expected outrage for your alleged appalling behaviour. I wonder why that is...

Oh yes, I remember now. You're a complete sham.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I can't even muster the expected outrage for your alleged appalling behaviour. I wonder why that is...

Oh yes, I remember now. You're a complete sham.

That's your personal opinion Riles, and I can respect that. But since my life is completely different from the rest of yall's I'm a sham? Lmao. Riles you don't have to buy it, because I'm not selling it.

 

[Riles]

That's your personal opinion Riles, and I can respect that. But since my life is completely different from the rest of yall's I'm a sham? Lmao. Riles you don't have to buy it, because I'm not selling it.

No, you don't get to play the misunderstood unfortunate for this. I am amazingly tolerant of cultural differences and by nature seek to bridge the gaps in connection. No, you are a sham for the simple fact that you don and doff this cloak of ignorant urban trash at will. It makes a mockery of individuals who truly are what you only pitifully play at being.

I'm finished with you now.

 

[smoothg103rd]

No, you don't get to play the misunderstood unfortunate for this. I am amazingly tolerant of cultural differences and by nature seek to bridge the gaps in connection. No, you are a sham for the simple fact that you don and doff this cloak of ignorant urban trash at will. It makes a mockery of individuals who truly are what you only pitifully play at being.

I'm finished with you now.

I'm tired of this shit. I know it's the Internet and people can be anything that they want to be. But that's not the case with me. Actors get paid( I never knew I was getting paid for this) what I speak is real, because what I live is real. I didn't come here to troll anyone, I came here to interact with others who I knew that will be totally different from me. But as I said Riles, that's your opinion and you are entitled to it.

 

[dolf]

if you were the child, how would you be feeling?

 

[silver gurl]

You seem quite selfish and immature. Waiting to get it on or get it on with your woman, while children are around, is not only creepy but it is kind of the sick side.

 

[dolf]

and, how would you feel if it were your children banging on the door while some strange man was trying to get it on with their mum?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Can you send her over? I don't want sex, but I could use a sandwich.

 

[Que]

and, how would you feel if it were your children banging on the door while some strange man was trying to get it on with their mum?

This, exactly.

Nothing wrong with a single mom wanting to get laid. Nothing necessarily wrong with sneaking a nooner in from time to time, but I like that she is making them the priority.

I'm sure you have to agree with that part. I took your initial comments as good natured complaining about the inevitable that happens when you have kids.

In a way, since you don't live with your kids moms, maybe this seems more odd to you than it would if you did. When we were still together, since she had a child when I met her, there was hardly any "us" time that was not subject to the possibility of intrusion.

For twenty years, there was seldom a time you could count on. Even at night, kids have bad dreams, kids get sick, there are feedings and diaper changing.

 

[bronzeage]

Brah I don't want any sympathy. I like to vent here, is that a problem? I'm just me and I will always be me and this is the type of shit that I do.

This is the type of shit you do in your fantasies. None of it really happened. You want us to tell you what a horrible person you are for behaving this way.

Your mother is the reason you seek disapproval from strangers.