The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[IrezumiKiss]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/179d6bb99596197fc2cd33b243a57c9c/tumblr_n2q4dxrrA31qdlh1io1_400.gif

4gifs:
Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.


geekycrap:
but everything comes at a price
son of a bitch looks like a dick


ketchuppee:
Guys you don’t know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world.
They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything.
There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again.
They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get.
They’ve woken up after being subjected to 6 times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average.
NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up.
So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, who’s to say an asteroid didn’t carry some from one planet to ours?


fuckyeahexplicityaoi:
A wonderful, amazing swimming peen with nubbin legs


a-study-in-stink:
looks like a dick tho

 

[Que]

Interesting. That should be in the science thread.

Just curious though: Is your laptop completely out of black ink?

 

[lovetoread]

For some odd reason, I thought as men got older that the spooge they released would be less.

Then I thought that ok, there is a lot of it, but it cannot keep producing so much of it after lots of the sex.

Its been years now and there are still copious amounts of spooge.

There is so much of it that there is never not a wet spot.

Its a very good thing I am not fertile, as I am sure I would have been knocked up just by being in the same room as him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A swimming cock.

 

[Fata Morgana]

 

[dolf]

Its been years now and there are still copious amounts of spooge.

There is so much of it that there is never not a wet spot.

A swimming cock.

this made me giggle.

 

[Que]

For some odd reason, I thought as men got older that the spooge they released would be less.

Then I thought that ok, there is a lot of it, but it cannot keep producing so much of it after lots of the sex.

Its been years now and there are still copious amounts of spooge.

There is so much of it that there is never not a wet spot.

Its a very good thing I am not fertile, as I am sure I would have been knocked up just by being in the same room as him.

In defense of little oblong spooge factories everywhere- have you considered that SOME of the "wet spot" might be of your own manufacture?

Also, throw down a towel FTW.

 

[lovetoread]

I like the word spooge.

Dunno why, but it really sums up the yuckiness of the product.

Yes, part of the wet spot could be mine, its possible.

But one does feel it spilling out and no matter how much I orgasm I cannot make it roll down my thighs.

I wish I could draw a swimming penis. I would like an animated one for an av.

 

[Noor]

condoms make sex less messy.

 

[dolf]

condoms make sex less messy.

unless you're on the blob. laundry hell!

 

[Noor]

unless you're on the blob. laundry hell!

cute nearby trash cans?

 

[dolf]

cute nearby trash cans?

you'd have to shag in the can to avoid making a mess. BIG trash cans. with wheels. so he could get you to the shower & hose you down before it got all over the carpets too.

 

[dolf]

http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1366462/preview/stock-footage-blood-in-sink-washed-down-drain.jpg

 

[Noor]

this not breathing so well is kind of scary
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[Noor]

i want this
http://authenticmodels.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1424

 

[dolf]

have you seen a doc?

at the very least, have a friend come sit with you.

 

[Que]

this not breathing so well is kind of scary
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I was a SIDS baby with under-developed lungs so I can definitely empathize. Even though I now have better than average lungs, I still cannot sleep if I cannot breathe. It seems to help if you elevate the head of your bed on some cans or something.

 

[Noor]

have you seen a doc?

at the very least, have a friend come sit with you.

not yet, second day. will call tomorrow.

will call for re-enforcement tomorrow not better. coordinating a chinese new year dinner saturday night, may need a back up.

 

[Noor]

I was a SIDS baby with under-developed lungs so I can definitely empathize. Even though I now have better than average lungs, I still cannot sleep if I cannot breathe. It seems to help if you elevate the head of your bed on some cans or something.

up on several pillows, have Mr. Bear and Moo on pillows too

 

[CaptainKirk]

"O God, who hast commanded us to honor our father; in Thy mercy have pity on the soul of my father, and forgive him his trespasses; and make me to see him again in the joy of everlasting brightness."

Rest, Dad. I love you. Give Jazz a kiss for me, and tell her I'll see her soon.

 

[yossi]

Jason Momoa - Aquaman

http://i.imgur.com/F7ppP1U.jpg

He'd have no problem making me wet. Unf.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I love this.

 

[Fata Morgana]

"O God, who hast commanded us to honor our father; in Thy mercy have pity on the soul of my father, and forgive his his trespasses; and make me to see him again in the joy of everlasting brightness."

Rest, Dad. I love you. Give Jazz a kiss for me, and tell her I'll see her soon.

Heartbreaking and beautiful. My condolences.

 

[ryan8558]

Wayward Pines

A mini series starting in May, from M Night Shyamalan.

 

[Tathagata]

"The Saint can love the shape of human beings, the fine and twisted shapes of the heart. It is good to have among us such men, such balancing monsters of love.” - Leonard Cohen