Applications Now Being Accepted For Lit Fuckboy

[Mischka]

But a fuckboy sounds so nice. I mean it sounds so much like fun.
Like hey baby... I'm so hot for you. Wanna be my fuckboy?

It's a great job description for someone who delivers great fucking when, and where and how you want it.

<sigh> what a waste of a potentially beautiful word.

Ignore Urban Dictionary's attempt to besmirch this delicious sounding word. The Lit Lovelies, as headed by Erochic, are now accepting applications for the coveted position of Lit Fuckboy. Why should we consider you? What talents to you bring to the table? And bed. And cabana. Etc.

So put on Glass Animal's Black Mambo or Godsmack's Voodoo, get in the mood, and give it to us in a comment below.

Smooches ,

Mischka

 

[snugglestruggle]

Ignore Urban Dictionary's attempt to besmirch this delicious sounding word. The Lit Lovelies, as headed by Erochic, are now accepting applications for the coveted position of Lit Fuckboy. Why should we consider you? What talents to you bring to the table? And bed. And cabana. Etc.

So put on Glass Animal's Black Mambo or Godsmack's Voodoo, get in the mood, and give it to us in a comment below.

Smooches ,

Mischka

I think Eyer is going to see the word " Fuckboy" in the title and accuse you of being a pedophile & playgrounder, thus drawing his Eyer (pun intended).

 

[Mischka]

I think Eyer is going to see the word " Fuckboy" in the title and accuse you of being a pedophile & playgrounder, thus drawing his Eyer (pun intended).

I tried taking eyer off my ignore list, but his rambling vitriol got old.

But I will clarify that "Fuckboy" is a term of endearment reserved for men ages 18 and up. In my particular case, I wouldn't consider anyone below the threshold of half my age plus seven years.

 

[bronzeage]

I tried taking eyer off my ignore list, but his rambling vitriol got old.

But I will clarify that "Fuckboy" is a term of endearment reserved for men ages 18 and up. In my particular case, I wouldn't consider anyone below the threshold of half my age plus seven years.

At last, a list I'm on.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You forgot to tell them to post naked pictures with their applications.

 

[lovetoread]

No application should be turned in without a penis pic.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No application should be turned in without a penis pic.

Great minds and what not.

 

[Garnate]

At last, a list I'm on.

And another I didn't make.

 

[Pookie]

And another I didn't make.

I'm filing a sex and age discrimination complaint.

 

[bronzeage]

And another I didn't make.

I'm filing a sex and age discrimination complaint.

Pull on a pair of boy shorts and I'll put in a word for you. I'll need a pic.

 

[spacekowboy]

My reputation speaks for itself.

 

[Mischka]

You forgot to tell them to post naked pictures with their applications.

No application should be turned in without a penis pic.

My reputation speaks for itself.

You heard the Lit Lovelies speak, spacecockboy. I don't make the rules.

 

[Mischka]

Bronzeage, extra points for being the first applicant.

And another I didn't make.

I'm filing a sex and age discrimination complaint.

Lit Lovelies, we need you to judge the luscious man meat around here. Erochic cannot do this alone. Although, I'm sure we could bend the rules if you know how to wield a strap-on.

 

[spacekowboy]

You heard the Lit Lovelies speak, spacecockboy. I don't make the rules.

Yeesh, can I at least finish my cup of coffee first?

 

[Mischka]

^^ Prefers caffeine to carnal pleasures. Duly noted.

 

[Pookie]

Bronzeage, extra points for being the first applicant.



Lit Lovelies, we need you to judge the luscious man meat around here. Erochic cannot do this alone. Although, I'm sure we could bend the rules if you know how to wield a strap-on.

While not a novice to the faux penis, I'm much more adept at judging men.

Well, fuckboy abilities anyways.

 

[Pookie]

^^ Prefers caffeine to carnal pleasures. Duly noted.

Trouble setting priorities as well.

 

[spacekowboy]

^^ Prefers caffeine to carnal pleasures. Duly noted.

Preffers not to be sluggish when on the job. I'm not as young as I used to be, yanno.


Which begs the question as to why I'm not being considered for the Fuckman position?

Trouble setting priorities as well.

see above

 

[Miasorrow]

You heard the Lit Lovelies speak, spacecockboy. I don't make the rules.

Yeesh, can I at least finish my cup of coffee first?

Finish it then make that space-penis pic public. We need to ensure, among other things, that justice is transparent.

 

[parodyluvr75]

still no naked pics?

 

[Mischka]

Which begs the question as to why I'm not being considered for the Fuckman position?

A fuckman connotes extra responsibilities, like taking out the trash and fixing things around the house in between bouts of lovemaking. See erochic's succinct definition: A fuckboy is "a great job description for someone who delivers great fucking when, and where and how you want it." In other words, we want to answer the door, pull you inside, and feel your mouth on our bare breast within the minute.

 

[spacekowboy]

A fuckman connotes extra responsibilities, like taking out the trash and fixing things around the house in between bouts of lovemaking. See erochic's succinct definition: A fuckboy is "a great job description for someone who delivers great fucking when, and where and how you want it." In other words, we want to answer the door, pull you inside, and feel your mouth on our bare breast within the minute.

Oh I see. A better title requires more responsibility. Is there a 401k involved or extensive benefit package? Because simply increasing the workload of household chores seems like a step backwards.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Excellent thread idea. We should raffle off the runner up.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I have to find a new word now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Is there a 401K?