Hey Fuckboy!

[Fata Morgana]

I'm taking you down man. So far down you'll be, well....very down. Yeah I'm talking to YOU.

I'm gonna shank your Oxford ass with this jar of marmalade*. Get ready punk.





* A rather beautiful clementine flavour I purchased from Chatsworth. I know this will be important to you in your demise.

 

[Mischka]

As I'm not a boy, I'm rather confident I'm not the YOU you are speaking to. But now I'm imagining a fuckboytoy all coated in clementine marmalade.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

As a boy, I'm rather confident I'm not the YOU you are speaking to. But now I'm imagining a fuckboytoy all coated in clementine marmalade.

This will be pretty much the end result when this motherfucker meets his maker. But I need to ponder the venue a bit more. I'm thinking maybe an old fashioned tearoom, ideal for a lovely shanking, possibly the V&A or the tie department in Liberty's.

 

[DesEsseintes]

This will be pretty much the end result when this motherfucker meets his maker. But I need to ponder the venue a bit more. I'm thinking maybe an old fashioned tearoom, ideal for a lovely shanking, possibly the V&A or the tie department in Liberty's.

'Nothing in his life,
Became him like the leaving it.'

What a fortunate end for lucky fuckboy. Could he be shanked with a jade letter opener, do you think?

 

[Fata Morgana]

'Nothing in his life,
Became him like the leaving it.'

What a fortunate end for lucky fuckboy. Could he be shanked with a jade letter opener, do you think?

Ooh that's beautiful. Funny you should post that I was looking at jade goats last night, Chinese Year of the Goat and all that, some beautiful antique ones though. Found a nice non antique red jade pendant that I'm hovering over.

 

[Mischka]

This will be pretty much the end result when this motherfucker meets his maker. But I need to ponder the venue a bit more. I'm thinking maybe an old fashioned tearoom, ideal for a lovely shanking, possibly the V&A or the tie department in Liberty's.

I vote tea room. Easier to clean up afterwards.

'Nothing in his life,
Became him like the leaving it.'

What a fortunate end for lucky fuckboy. Could he be shanked with a jade letter opener, do you think?

That's the sort of letter opener that makes me pine for a sheaf of correspondence paper.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I vote tea room. Easier to clean up afterwards.

That's the sort of letter opener that makes me pine for a sheaf of correspondence paper.

I love beautiful fountain pens, ink, paper etc. I'd love an antique writing desk full of hidden drawers and compartments. A bone handled letter opener and a gorgeous wax seal set.

 

[Mischka]

You need to find such a desk this year. Life has gone on far too long without you having these things in your life. They're a perfect fit for you.

And then write me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You need to find such a desk this year. Life has gone on far too long without you having these things in your life. They're a perfect fit for you.

And then write me.

Aah bless you. I wish. But I can write to you anyway cos I have lovely pens and paper!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Do you even know what fuckboy mean?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do you even know what fuckboy mean?

Have you even got a fucking sense of humour?

 

[Mischka]

Do you even know what fuckboy mean?

Your question prompted me to consult the Urban Dictionary.

A fuckboy is "the fuckiest of the fucks, a "fuckboy" is the lowest possible form of the vile, degenerate waste pouring from the proverbial asshole of society. Calling some a fuckboy is the verbal equivalent of the orally penetrating their mother, their dog, and their girlfriend in the span of approximately 3.94 seconds, and is only to be used on people who make pre-school slurs like "fucker" and "cunt" look like tokens of sainthood."

Smooth, you are responsible for expanding my vocabulary once again.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is this guy Leverage?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Leverage could count.

I just remember him being up his own arse.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Have you even got a fucking sense of humour?

Sometimes, but I didn't find the humor in it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Your question prompted me to consult the Urban Dictionary.

A fuckboy is "the fuckiest of the fucks, a "fuckboy" is the lowest possible form of the vile, degenerate waste pouring from the proverbial asshole of society. Calling some a fuckboy is the verbal equivalent of the orally penetrating their mother, their dog, and their girlfriend in the span of approximately 3.94 seconds, and is only to be used on people who make pre-school slurs like "fucker" and "cunt" look like tokens of sainthood."

Smooth, you are responsible for expanding my vocabulary once again.

The pleasure is mines.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Is this guy Leverage?

It's Otis, from Iowa.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I love beautiful fountain pens, ink, paper etc. I'd love an antique writing desk full of hidden drawers and compartments. A bone handled letter opener and a gorgeous wax seal set.

A new AV and profile picture, just for you.

Yes, I know I'm a lucky fuckboy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A new AV and profile picture, just for you.

Yes, I know I'm a lucky fuckboy.

Now I need to masturbate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's that in the top left corner of the profile one?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You British are weird, you want to cover the piggy you want to poke in jam? Is this an ancient custom or ritual?

We cover them in maple syrup first, we're civilized here, Madam.

 

[DesEsseintes]

What's that in the top left corner of the profile one?

It's a bronze Ancient Greek statue from Santorini. A replica, unfortunately.

You British are weird, you want to cover the piggy you want to poke in jam? Is this an ancient custom or ritual?

We cover them in maple syrup first, we're civilized here, Madam.

You're not wrong, birdy. She hasn't even had the decency to stick an apple in me gob. For future reference, I like russets.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're not wrong, birdy. She hasn't even had the decency to stick an apple in me gob. For future reference, I like russets.

An apple or a potato would prevent you from protesting. I want to know what you did to be put on the menu. Did you make fun of cheese? That's a sin to Fata, an unpardonable kind.