The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[neci]

just saying. anyways. one more reason there are no guns in my house! even though i shall dream of shooting drones tonight.

i'd rather be a cat and attack birds, voices stolen for song.

 

[SolarHomo]

http://media02.hongkiat.com/colorfulwp/Rainbow_Ocean__by_Thelma1.jpg

 

[Wings]

Like my daughter. She just says she's six feet, but I'm pretty sure if she stretched she could be a half inch over that. Beautiful girl, even if I do say so myself.

She's in the lucky tall club. I hit 6'1 but then broke some ribs and am getting close to 35 so I'm shrinking.

 

[Killswitch]

just saying. anyways. one more reason there are no guns in my house! even though i shall dream of shooting drones tonight.

i'd rather be a cat and attack birds, voices stolen for song.

You need a massage.

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cutest-kitten-gifs-massage.gif

 

[neci]

http://media02.hongkiat.com/colorfulwp/Rainbow_Ocean__by_Thelma1.jpg

i am going to steal you for the cock hunt.

 

[Mrtenant]

Long nite, ahead, must....fuckin study, hard too when yer drunk tho,

If I study when I'm drunk does it stick?


I said stick....

 

[bluemuse]

I worry. It's what I do.

 

[SolarHomo]

That's some of the worst lip syncing I've ever seen.

 

[Wings]

I need at least 4 orgasms to make this day worthwhile.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I need at least 4 orgasms to make this day worthwhile.

Consecutively, or spread out over the rest of the night?

 

[Beco]

I cant believe he let the Playboy bunny go.....what a dummy

 

[neci]

i had at least that this morning. if it weren't for the hitachi, i'd have carpal tunnel by now.

 

[Wings]

Consecutively, or spread out over the rest of the night?

Consecutively, I'm tired I'm not sure I can have sex for several hours tonight.

 

[Mrtenant]

I need at least 4 orgasms to make this day worthwhile.

ooooo oooooo oooooo pick me pick me!!!!

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/179502.gif

 

[toubab]

She's in the lucky tall club. I hit 6'1 but then broke some ribs and am getting close to 35 so I'm shrinking.

Close to 35? You poor thing. But seriously, I think being tall is a good thing. I'd be in trouble if I didn't think that way, I suppose, being tall myself and coming from and having a tall family. On the other hand, ain't nothing wrong with the shorties. I guess I like 'em all.

 

[trysail]

Fuck this shit.

Give me some global warming— and lots of it.



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[bluemuse]

The butler needs to fix me a drink.

 

[thør]

The butler needs to fix me a drink.

Sit and I will pour you a glass of Rioja.

 

[bluemuse]

Sit and I will pour you a glass of Rioja.

Can I call you Jeeves?

 

[Aquagal]

Still in mouse land??

No, got home last night. Fortunately the littles have moved on from Magical Kingdom and we did all the big ride parks.

Except Legoland. Legoland sucked. Pouring rain, had to buy ponchos and lame rides did me in.

 

[bluebell]

Where is Pierre when you need him? What a lousy concierge.

 

[thør]

Can I call you Jeeves?

Just don't call me later for dinner.

No, got home last night. Fortunately the littles have moved on from Magical Kingdom and we did all the big ride parks.

Except Legoland. Legoland sucked. Pouring rain, had to buy ponchos and lame rides did me in.

It wasn't the best weather down there.

It sucks to be here right now.

 

[bluemuse]

Simon esa.

 

[neci]

i am off to find my cock and suck it.

 

[Killswitch]

No, got home last night. Fortunately the littles have moved on from Magical Kingdom and we did all the big ride parks.

Except Legoland. Legoland sucked. Pouring rain, had to buy ponchos and lame rides did me in.

Ruh Roh!